ThoRenuiui
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A pirate walks into a bar with a peg leg, a parrot on his shoulder, and a steering wheel on his pants. The bartender says, "hey, you''ve got a steering wheel on your pants."
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts."
What do you find in a clean nose?
Fingerprints
What's one thing you don't sayl to a vampire?
"Bite me."
Two sausages were frying in a frying pan. One says to the other, "Damn, it's hot in here"
The other said, "Oh my God! A talking sausage!"
The pirate says, "Arrrr, I know. It''s driving me nuts."
What do you find in a clean nose?
Fingerprints
What's one thing you don't sayl to a vampire?
"Bite me."
Two sausages were frying in a frying pan. One says to the other, "Damn, it's hot in here"
The other said, "Oh my God! A talking sausage!"