Jokes........

[Pompal 09.]

Height of Optimism... Soldier: "Sir, we are surrounded by the enemies",
SARDAR Major: "Excellent ! We can now attack in any direction" !.


What is the height of mixed emotions???
when ur mother in law falls from 7th floor on ur mercedes!!!!


Dad : Son, what do you want for your birthday?
Son : Not much dad, just a radio with a sports car around it.

bhikari-sahab ek rupiya de do. Sahab-tumhe sharam nahi aati road par khade
hokar bhikh mangte. Bhikari-abe tere ek rupiye ke liye office kholu kya?


Q: What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his
examination?
A: Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I never told them anything."

Today a phone without wire is fashion. One day will come when human without
brain will be a fashion. On that day, my friend, u will Rock..

 

[stevenjohngerrard]

hahahahaah good one man! keep em coming!

 

[stevenjohngerrard]

are these your or did you get them from somewhere?:all mighty:

 

[stevenjohngerrard]

okay crap i just realised this was posted three years ago hahahah

 

[stevenjohngerrard]

is there a possibillity that u might still be here? if u are please do post more!

 

[stevenjohngerrard]

i might post one funny one if u do reply so ill be waiting!

 

[sajet07]

funny..............

 

[Griezmann7]

What did one saggy boob say to the other saggy boob? "We better get some support before someone thinks we're nuts!"

 

[Griezmann7]

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him. The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you." The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you." The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says. The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun. After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! " The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

 

[Griezmann7]

There were three daughters and they all wanted to get married but they couldn't afford it and neither could there parents. So the parents said "We will give you all a joint wedding and then you will all be able to get married". So they got married and all three daughters then said "I want a honeymoon but we cant afford it". The parents couldn't afford it either so they deiced they would have the honeymoon at their parents house. So on there honeymoon night their mother woke up and deiced to go downstairs and get a drink. On the way down she heard the first daughter screaming but she juts ignored it. When she reached the second daughters bedroom she could hear laughing and just ignored it. When she reached the third daughters room she could hear nothing and deiced 2 ignore it. The next morning at the breakfast table she said to the first daughter "Why were you screaming?". And the daughter replied "Well mother you told me 2 scream when something hurt." Then the mother said to the second daughter "Why were you laughing last night?" and the daughter replied "Mother you told me to laugh when something tickled". Then the mother said to the last daughter "Why didn't I hear anything coming from your room last night?" and the daughter replied "Well mother you told me never to talk with my mouth full"

 

[Logical_Guy]

hahahahaha