JOTW #1 Voting

[Pinup]

I voted for Who but geez they all had me laughing : nice work everyone :clap

 

[KellahPanda]

lol i voted for fearless, cause blonde jokes never fail to amuse me.

 

[Signora Banker]

Lmao, someone voted for me...but I think who officially won this one. :sly:

 

[Sanyo_O]

I voted for snow white...I used to do police work...and that is funny :

 

[miami J]

I voted for you, so you better not turn the forums against me, AMIRITE?

 

[amutuelleovizn]

Wait this is a competition?



Haha.

 

[bfexpueziakiszeak]

Haha, WHO!
I was expecting something stupid...er.

A good blonde joke always wins points with me, but I had heard that one before.

 

[Meliciarth]

Dark Vamp gets my vote.

 

[Sidepocket8ball]

I voted for WHO :clap
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[jayfinley2001]

i liked dark vamps :clap

 

[_Justified_]

They all made me giggle a bit but Who's was unexpected at the time and it cracked me up soo, my vote goes for him.

 

[L.T.M.]

Vote for your favorite!



Fearless:

What do you call a blonde with two braincells?

Pregnant.



Krass:

What do you call a Jewish womans boobs?

Jewbs.



Dark Vamp:

What's the difference between a woman with PMS and a Pitt Bull?

Lipstick


~Jon~


These three guys got together one day and were talking about how drunk they got at a party the night before.

The first guy said, ''Man I was so drunk last night I went home and blew chunks.''

The second guy said, ''Man that was nothing I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I got my DWI.''

The third guy says, "Man that was nothing. I was so drunk last night I was driving home and I picked up a prostitute and my wife caught us in bed.''

Then the first guy said, ''No -- you guys don''t understand! Chunks is my dog!"




Charmed:

Yo' mama so fat, she sat on a quarter and a buggar popped out of George Washington's Nose.





Snow White:


A Cop pulled a car over for speeding.

When the Cop asked the driver why he was traveling 95mph, the driver answered that he was a juggler on his way to do a show for a birthday party and didn't want to be late.

The Cop told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the driver would do a little juggling for him that he wouldn't give him a ticket.

The driver told the Cop that he had sent all of his equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

The Cop told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol car, and asked if he could juggle them.

The juggler stated that he could, so the Cop got three flares, lit them and handed them to the juggler.

While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the patrol car.

A drunk got out, watched the performance briefly, went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and got in.

The Cop observed him doing this, and went over to the patrol car, opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

The drunk replied, "You might as well haul my butt to jail, cause there's NO way I’ll pass that test."




Jenna:

A teacher decides that she is going to teach her second grade class a new word today.
She tells them that the word is "definitely" and its meaning is "absolute, positive, without a doubt." She asks the class if anyone can think of a sentence with the word in it. She calls on little Susan who is in the back raising her hand, quite sure of herself.
Susan stands up and says, "The sky is definitely blue."
The teacher replies to her, "Well, that's a good sentence but sometimes the sky is gray, and sometimes its cloudy, and sometimes its red and pink so the sky is not definitely blue. Anyone else?"
Tom's hand flies up and she calls on him.
Tom answers, "The water is definitely clear."
"Well, Tom that's a good sentence but sometimes the water is muddy, and sometimes it's green, and sometimes it's full of seaweed so it's not definitely clear. Anyone else?"
Finally, in the far corner, little Robert slowly raises his hand.
"Yes, Robert?" asks the teacher.
"Can I ask a question, teacher?" Robert replies.
"Yes."
"Do farts have lumps?"
"No. Why do you ask."
"Well, then I've definitely pooped in my pants."




Who:

3 men got drunk at a bar on st. patties day and decided to go to the closest persons house to sleep it off till the next morning, and they all wound up in the first guys queen sized bed.

when they woke up in the morning the guy who slept on the left side said "oh man i had the most amazing dream i was getting a hand job from a beautiful woman.

the guy who slept on the right side said "jesus i had the exact same dream as you!"

the guy who slept in the middle said, "thats weird, i had a dream i was skiing"