Joy @ Mei's

[Stoo]

So after several weird/shyte/overpriced experiences over the last couple of weeks, I'd practically given up on this sport. But I knew I'd been passing through Burlington and I could really use an actual massage. I'd noticed a couple of reviews of Joy at Mei's and her body type appealed to me, and both reviews mentioned that her massage was good. I figured after the shit-show's I've found myself in lately, I'd go in with no expectations and if Joy was able to work a few knots out, I'd be happy.

The good news:
* My text inquiry was answered in under a minute (WTF??? I'm still waiting for a reply from WJT from Wednesday)
* I arrived on time, was greeted by the lovely Maggie, who was very welcoming. She showed me to a nice room with a large shower and we took care of business
* I scrubbed up my tender bits in the shower and as I was drying off, a delicate knock, and in came a tiny whiff of a woman, who introduced herself as Joy. She was indeed slim and petite and pleasant to look at. She took my towel and proceeded to dry me off thoroughly as she chatted and giggled. She repeatedly smacked my ass and commented about how white it was (I spend a fair chunk of time in Central America in the winter) and even kissed it a few times. She made me laugh...
* What followed was a pretty fine massage which lasted for 15 or 20 minutes. It gradually progressed from semi-therapeutic to kinda slippery and not so therapeutic... in fact certain things were starting to get stiff. She was still clothed at this point, but I was soon invited to flip over and she asked if I'd like her to get naked. I almost said no, just to see what would happen, but decided against it.
* Things kinda went downhill from there, but in the best of ways. As others commented, she has skills. Now she is not completely open.. .a bit of kissing, some soixante-neuf, but always just the hands involved.
* Her body slide was most excellent and given her tiny size, I was afraid she'd go shooting off me.... ;-)
* A nice handy finish, a few laughs, and I was on my way.

The not so good news
* If you're concerned about your privacy, Mei's is in a busy plaza. Apparently there is a back door, but I don't know if it's accessible to we common folks. The storefront window has a cling film on it and it appears to be a legit aesthetics place.
* The beds are the standard single massage type. If you're into back-flips, be careful
* One tiny thing... the body wash is quite fragrant in a girly way. Not an issue with me, but for some it might be.

All in all, a pleasant traditional massage with HE for a reasonable price, and I'll definitely repeat.

 

[sinistarglobal]

Great review. Txs. Do we know what days she works. Agree, plaza is pretty busy, especially the sushi stop close by

 

[TheIceman]

If you park in the east side parking lot you can do a strategic entry. Pretend you are heading to gator Ted’s and hard right hand turn when clear…..not that I have ever done this

 

[KChan]

If you park in the east side parking lot you can do a strategic entry. Pretend you are heading to gator Ted’s and hard right hand turn when clear…..not that I have ever done this

Reminds me of my days going to Le Strip, coming out of the Burger King, looking down, hand over my eyes and a hard right turn up the staircase.

 

[Stoo]

Great review. Txs. Do we know what days she works. Agree, plaza is pretty busy, especially the sushi stop close by

Saturday and Tuesday. Don't take my spot..