Joyce - Great rub n tug!

[brattylilsis25]

This lady advertises in the Vancouver courier and her ad reads "Asian sensual relaxing/tension release massage $40 special Joyce Skytrain 7 days 604-216-2898"

I checked her out yesterday and she has a nice, clean small apartment right opposite Joyce Skytrain. She is a petite, 40 something asian lady who is decent looking. I got undressed as she instructed and laid on the massage table (which was a real table and fairly comfortable). The massage started and I asked for a deep tissue massage as I have been experiencing some back pain lately. I was pleasantly surprised at how strong and deep she was able to penetrate into my muscles, it was very relaxing. She spent 20 mins or so doing her thing, then asked me to flip over onto my front.

She started massaging my chest and eventually to my hard member, which was rock hard at this point in anticipation. She got out some oil and started gently stroking it. I asked her to talk dirty and she actually did. When I came, it was a good release that got my juices out and tension released which is definitely what I came for.

The only thing I didn't like was during the massage of my member, she answered the phone about 3 times, which was distracting and took away from the moment. I overheard her talking to a client and a price of $100 was mentioned. This clued me in to the fact that perhaps she offers a little more. I inquired about FS and she said $100, I said would you take $80 and she said yes. I didn't opt for this, being an older lady, but it could be worth it (the price isn't too bad if I had the money).

I rate this lady positively (good price for service value). If you are into a good massage and release for a great price, you guys should check her out.

L - 7
A - 8
S - 8

 

[MikeGolf]

So how much did you end up paying for massage and release? $40? How long was it?

 

[Pompal 09.]

Hey Jtcb, I paid $40 total for massage and release - I thought this is a good deal compared to other providers out there. If you find a better deal please let me know! The session lasted 1/2 hr. Another one I would recommend is Zsusanna, a bit more pricey at $60 1/2 hr, but this includes massage and hand release topless. She is an older lady but sexy and decent looking. She has nice natural breasts that are good size. Hope that helps.

Take care,
Maniac

 

[`??????]

Oh I forgot to mention her contact # 251-8067.

 

[Larry]

I saw the woman who advertises in the NorthShore News with that telephone number ( 604-216-2898 )about six months ago. Unless there is someone else that took over her apartment the description and service that sexmaniac provides is totally different to my experience.

The lady is in her late 40's with a body that is unatractive and looks in the 1-2 range.

The massage was the worst I have ever had and lasted around 10 minutes. 1-2 quality

She then asked if I wanted sex or a BJ( I dont recall the price )which I refused and she proceded with a lame HJ.

Overall Service 1

The service was supposed to last 1/2 HR but I was given the total of 20 minutes durring which time she spoke on the phone for at least five of them. ( twice with customers and once in Chinese to someone I got the impression she knew ).

Caveat emptor. Beware.
I apologize for not having reported this experience

 

[daa]

This definitely does not sound like the same lady. Was it at the same location? Could be that there was another lady working there I am not sure. I can't imagine this lady that I saw offering that kind of horrible experience, so this should be clarified before attacking her.

Sorry to hear about your experience, I will probably see her again as I don't think this is the same lady.

 

[jboi4life83]

Hey Sexmaniac, in what part of town is Zsusanna located?

 

[John F]

I assure you that I am not attacking the lady, I am merely stating the facts. Here is the ad and her address :
ASIAN, sensual relaxing/tension release massage $40 spec Joyce skytrain. 7 days. 604-216-2898


I will let the members here decide for themselves.

eidited by Mod 2..Please refrain from putting Addresses of sps on this board or any personal info that does not appear in their ad. I'm fairly certain that her "buzzer" # is not advertised either.thanks Mod 2

 

[~Stormy~]

That is the one, wonder why my experience was so different! Anyway, as I am a new member I would not give out false info, just stating the experience I had. She seemed very accomodating to me but it could be a case of YMMV. I will try her out again and report on my findings. Let it rest at that.

 

[Wesley M]

Hi Oldfart, she is located a few blocks north of Nanaimo and Hastings (PNE area), can't remember the exact street.

 

[vijay t]

sexmaniac, Is the one at Joyce named Angel? If this is the one, then she used to live in an apartment near East Broadway.

Where is Zsusanna located? Looks don't bother me as long as it is sensual.

 

[pretty]

Hi jtcb, I believe she said her name was Joyce (atleast that is what I recall, may be wrong).

As far as Zsusanna, she lives in the PNE area (as I indicated above in my response to oldfart). I don't think you would be disappointed by her looks as she keeps herself in fairly good shape, a bit of flab but not bad at all for a mature lady. She provides a sensual relaxing massage as far as I'm concerned. I wouldn't try to negotiate price as I did and she seemed offended as she said her prices are already really good.

 

[JGV]

I hate to tell you guys but this lady:

ASIAN, sensual relaxing/tension release massage $40 spec Joyce skytrain. 7 days. 604-216-2898

is a 55 years old Chinese lady. This was already reviewed 2 months ago if you do a search.
There is a reason why you get a massage and HJ for $40 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is either a Shill or you really are a sexmaniac.

 

[mo0ink]

Do we really have to post exact addresses?

 

[John Honor]

DeeVee8, you should delete the address from your post.

Go and edit it now!

Or the moderator will do it.

 

[OG LOC]

Is this the same lady that used to live next to Chinatown? I'm pretty sur eit is and I've seen her and she is nothing special....difficult to get even an erection with her....but for some reason I did, and busted a load....sex..no thanks! I would not recommend her even for the $40. I'd rather buy some good PORN and whack it.

 

[SmartyPants]

I resent being called a shill and I don't post things that are not accurate. I was not in it for full service and wouldn't want to do that but why is that such a big factor? She is not some ugly chick that you wouldn't want touching you. Don't know where you guys get off....what is wrong with a good stroking and massage? Are you expecting a knockout for $40?

I would go back again just for the massage which i thought was way better than half ass, don't care what any of you think. So there!

 

[MARIE LOVES SCOTT]

You're entitled to your opinion but I think you are misleading the other members by your descritption of this lady. She could easily be a Grandma and is not attractive in any sense of the work. She was friendly, that's the best I can give her from my point of view. Of course I am not comparing her to the wonderful girls of Bex, but IMO (and I too am entitled to my opinion as you are to yours), she is a Chinese Granma who I could see doing some knitting and hanging out with other Chinese Granmas and playing mah Jong until all hours of the night talking about the vegetable salesman they thought was cute and who has the cutest grandkids.....ok, that should do it.

 

[frustrator]

You get what you paid for but thare are so many eye candy out there that cost just a little more. I don't want a massage or a HJ from anybody over 40 years old. Even if it was $10, I won't waste my time.

This is what Rock Hard said:
2 greens - Chinese old heater massage
-looks like someones mother (someone who's 30)
-stares into space while pumpin your member
-find phone number in Courier
-located near Joyce Skytrain station

I said "This is either a Shill or you really are a sexmaniac" as kind of a joke because I put a happy face after it.


Check out this review:

http://www.eforum.xxx.ca/vbulletin/showthread.php?s=&threadid=3900&highlight=joyce


You are misleading the other members when you said she is 40 when she really is alot older.

 

[jjjo...E]

She told me that she was 40 years old and I had no real reason to doubt this, so any idea that I am misleading members is not intentional nor my fault. You are right you can get more for your money but if you are on a tight budget she gets the job done (You can usually expect to get what you pay for, i am not questioning that).

I feel kind of put off by this board and I am just a new member. I thought it would be a more welcoming place, hopefully it doesn't cause me to leave already. I appreciate you clearing up that your comment about being a shill was a joke...i didn't take it that way and wish you wouldn't joke like that.