Joyce St. Special

[Francesca]

Guys,

i recently paid this joint a visit and all i have to say is...ahhhhhhhhhh! Save me!

the lady advertises herself as 40+. believe me, she is no where this age range. i would agree with previous reviews that she looks more like a 50+ grandma. absolutely arrrrrgh! body was fat and flabby.

i dont mean to be mean and all.... but hey, i say what i saw, so that others wont make the same mistake. even for free, i would say no way the next time.

i wanted to like run for the elavator as soon as she opened the her door and told me to come in. i felt like i was staring at my own grandma. but since i was there, i just wanted to get it over with..pronto! the massage was so lame and poor that i cant imagine myself being stuck with her. after the usual teasing and touching, came the flip, the tug, then out the door i went. sadly, this has been the most horrifying experience that i ever had with a massage lady. i was desperate to end things so i closd my eyes and imagined i was with pamela a.

definitely wont recommend this to all of you fellow pooners! total damage: $40. ( totally not worth it! )

 

[Pompal 09.]

I assume this is the woman whose ad says "Pleasant Chinese lady," right?

 

[hunny bunny]

Right on the money!

if you love yourself, aviod this place!

 

[cookiesrme]

Been there done that. I agree but I guess you get what you pay for.

 

[bullsfootball]

I tried this lady too and the mental scars have yet to heal. Thank god I am on anti-depreesants and could not cum.

 

[owlbeback]

hahahahhaha hey guys i've been in a similar situation. I kindly told the provider that I was not in the mood and that I'd be willing to pay a small cancellation fee... I figure its better than having to deal with subsequent nightmares...