Judy @ Richmond CL 3902

[Sanam]

Last week sometime was calling a few places late at night. It was 2 am so slim pickings.

Called up the penthouse and phone girl tells me there are two girls available. Drive over from East Van to the Richmond Public Market. Get up to the apartment and only one girl is available. The half white half Chinese girl suddenly became ill. Papasan shows me Judy and she was about average. I should have run because she was dressed in a housecoat and slippers and looked kind of unenthusiastic but I decided to stay.

She takes me upstairs and this girl doesn't speak any English. She's very cold and distant yet doesn't have a pissed off look on her face. She remains quite neutral. I tried to kiss her but she turns away. I was horny as hell so I stayed. But I knew this was not going to go very well. There was an odd silence and you could cut the tension with a knife. Why did I stay again?

She insists on a shower, but I told her I already had one. She doesn't understand. So I take the fucking shower which was incidentally awkward. Back to the bed she insists on me laying on my front for a massage, but I didn't want a massage. She insists! So she starts a lame massage. I hate this K-girl routine crap. Be creative and learn to improvise! Then when I turn over she starts the nipple lick which I also hate. Finally she touches my cock and starts a terrible BBBJ. No suction, no nothing! LAME! Of course, no daty, doesn't even let me touch her tits as bad as they were, let alone suck on them. Fine!

We start with mish but she keeps her legs in a position that keeps me from deep penetration. Plus she used gobs of lube! I indicate that I want doggy but when I try to enter her she makes this little whimper like I was trying to enter her ass. We did this about three times while I'm going limper by the second. Forget it. But now I'm limp so I stroke my cock to get it going. Nothing from her. She just sits there staring at my cock. Finally I'm back, go in in mish and I pound her as fast and as hard as I could. She's looking away with her eyes closed. Fuck! I ain't that ugly! Finally I explode inside her and the condom. I get off her and go to get dressed. I pay her the fucking $160 and leave.

On my way out I tell the papasan what a lame excuse for an SP she is. He tells me it's because she doesn't speak English. Uh, NO IT'S NOT! She's in it for the money and that's it. She hates her job.


L - Face=5, Body=2 kind of an odd shape to her body. Not fat, not skinny. Saggy small boobs. Says she's 24.

A - 3 She was not being malicious she's just not into this job.

S - 1 LAMEST service I've ever had.


Repeat? Never

Recommend? Nope

There you have it. Worst SP experience in well over a year.

Panther

 

[hey gemma!]

Thanks for the warning. Seemed like we were actually getting to a slightly better level of service int he city lately (I haven't had a TWOT for a while) but guess it's the same ol' hit and miss. Sorry you wasted your time.

 

[B H]

that made me laugh lol. sorry no offense. thanks for the warning bud. was a good read. sorry you had a bad time

 

[John C]

Now in hindsight, I was too generous on my review of Judy. My experience was exactly the same... yes terrible service. Papasan didn't seem like he cared that I complained... I tend to revert to this place coz its open the latest...