Just because I'm an SD.....

[nisha]

So I was skimming through the latest Sears sales flyer and I saw a hottie wearing a nice dress and thought:

Oh man I gotta order me one of those.......

I see my phone conversation going like this:

Sears Lady: Welcome to sears catalogue order can I have your order please?
Me: Yes I'd like to order item 9 on Page 5 of your Oct 15th flyer, 09873-075
Sears Lady: Very well, is there anything else?
Me: yes, I have a couple of questions regarding that item
Sears Lady: I will do my best to answer
Me: What is the lady's name?
Sears Lady: What lady?
Me: Item 9
Sears Lady: I don't understand
Me: Item 9 in your latest flyer shoes a pretty young lady in a red dress. I'd like to know her name before ordering
Sears Lady: Why would you like to know her name?
Me: Well, when she arrives I would like to know ahead of time. I dont' want to call her simply "item 9"
Sears Lady: She won't be arriving sir
Me: Oh? I thought you offerred free shipping? Where do I go to pick her up?
Sears Lady: Sir, you are ordering the dress only, not the woman in the picture.
Me: Oh, that's too bad, I thought I got the dress AND the woman wearing it...I'd like to cancel my order please.....

LOL Just because I'm a little left of centre doesn't mean I can't have fun while I'm there!!!!