Just got a couples massage with my wife at a semi-legit that I've frequented before...

[Mike Jankowski]

So my wife enjoys getting couples massages together and she insisted that we go to this semi-legit place (obviously she doesn't know it's semi-legit) that I've been to. I figured it's better to just go since if I refuse to go to a particular place she'll get suspicious. So just my luck, I get my usual girl, which I don't realize until the flip. Of course I pitch a tent when I realize it's her, she giggles but my wife seems oblivious to it, she had her eyes closed the entire time. Longest hour of my life lol. Fortunately my wife didn't enjoy the massage as much as others so I don't think she'll ask to go back there with me.

 

[luvnewpussy]

Lol hilarious

 

[TheKWguy]

Did you get a stealth hj???

 

[Mike Jankowski]

No, don't have the balls to pull that off lol. My wife did question why I was hard after though, we had pretty good sex that night, so all is well.

 

[OG_funguy]

So my wife enjoys getting couples massages together and she insisted that we go to this semi-legit place (obviously she doesn't know it's semi-legit) that I've been to. I figured it's better to just go since if I refuse to go to a particular place she'll get suspicious. So just my luck, I get my usual girl, which I don't realize until the flip. Of course I pitch a tent when I realize it's her, she giggles but my wife seems oblivious to it, she had her eyes closed the entire time. Longest hour of my life lol. Fortunately my wife didn't enjoy the massage as much as others so I don't think she'll ask to go back there with me.

LOL, where is this place? If you don't want to name it, what area is it in?

 

[Mike Jankowski]

Mississauga

 

[altaguetta]

Nice fake story. Thank you.

 

[snoopdoggie]

So my wife enjoys getting couples massages together and she insisted that we go to this semi-legit place (obviously she doesn't know it's semi-legit) that I've been to. I figured it's better to just go since if I refuse to go to a particular place she'll get suspicious. So just my luck, I get my usual girl, which I don't realize until the flip. Of course I pitch a tent when I realize it's her, she giggles but my wife seems oblivious to it, she had her eyes closed the entire time. Longest hour of my life lol. Fortunately my wife didn't enjoy the massage as much as others so I don't think she'll ask to go back there with me.

So why is it that you didn't realize it was a regular massage girl until you flipped over? I don't get it. Did you not say hello to her when she walked into the room? Or were you blindfolded?

 

[TheKWguy]

the attendant doesn't always lead you into the room. sometimes it's reception

 

[Mike Jankowski]

So why is it that you didn't realize it was a regular massage girl until you flipped over? I don't get it. Did you not say hello to her when she walked into the room? Or were you blindfolded?

Receptionist pointed to the room and we went in. I had my head in the hole thing when they came in I didn't realize it was her.

 

[Pay2Play]

the attendant doesn't always lead you into the room. sometimes it's reception

Some have never ventured out beyond the small 3 to 4 attendant operations.

 

[altaguetta]

Receptionist pointed to the room and we went in. I had my head in the hole thing when they came in I didn't realize it was her.

And of course your wife never opened her eyes because she's blind and deaf and dumb like any other wife.