Just had to post this here to LOL

[Pompal 09.]

Okay you naughty people who keep sending me reviews that aren't completed LOL. I have had about 3 per day of people obviously testing the review page and sending thru things like the following which I thought was a classic:

Name: Breasts

Suburb: DD

Location: woman

Age: 19-22

Height: 6'0

Dress Size: 8-10

Hair Colour: Blonde

Bust Size: DD cup

Massage: Highly Recommend

Experience: Highly Recommended

Overall: Highly Recommended

Pricing: 100

Phone: DD

Email: [email protected]

Website URL: http://www.DD.com.au

Reviewers name: DD lover

Date Visited: everyday

Comments: Where to find lady like this please someone ??


So to the person who wrote it - I am not sure but when you find one give us all over here a shout 8)
Now back to true blue reviews for the new year - whos going to submit the first :?:

 

[jamai]

not sure but..............

Even with my loooong history/experience as a mp.net I wouldn't know where to find a lady like that !

But if I did, I'd be running for the hills as in comparison to me she would definately make me look like a dwarf !

Too scary for me to contemplate ! On with the show I say !

 

[Trekinsinia]

Who is "Breasts"..??

welllll.. even with my limited experience of the ladies on this site, I know at least one lady who could fit that description very neatly.
Well, close enuf...

 

[Millo]

Hmmm...the only ladies I can think of that come close to fitting that description, (judging by their photos)...would be NikkiVip and Shay, which I notice is back for a short time. So perhaps it is a Shay review?

 

[Biyonca]

ekkkkkkkkkkkkk

ROFLMAO dont you dare Royce LOL it would be seen to be very misleading as I am old and wrinkly now mpter those blimmin kids I been having
AND BTW My breasts aren't THAT big GGGEEZZZ
AND I'm NOT 6'0 tall roflmao 8) la la la

 

[IcyLollies]

lol @ arbie.

I can just picture that, Lady walking along, goes to introduce herself .........but wait she falls flat on her face. :


hmmmmmmm...... Could only wish

 

[sav]

Memories...................

Well, if I cast my mind back to a time long ago ( not that long ) when I visited NikkiVip, I do fondly recall almost having my eyes poked out by her magnificent pair of boobies whilst she climbed....................

Damn, this isn't the review section !

Well, better cut and paste it into the review section, clicking on submit.........................................................Now !

 

[Selketchina]

crap

u posted 10.35 its now 10.48pm I best hurry to review section roflamo 8)

 

[Khayla]

Best I can do...

...not quite, but close. Sarah, 0413 475 154. Was 18 last year so is 19 now (LOL). 40DD but is black haired rather than blonde (sorry). A size 10 by my estimation ("Dear NLB, you suck, Sarah is clearly a size 12...") - I may have slightly out of date data on that one. Can't find a height written down, but 5'10 I'd say - ask her to wear heels. Outcalls only, sadly. And 220 per hour, minimum one hour, but that converts to 110 per half, so the ratewise measurement is about correct.

Oh well, you can't win them all. Or, to quote Reviewom the wonderful show 'Popular': "My sister has had a hankering for a hairless pussy for some months now."