Kamala Girls

[pinky]

Which are the places for non-pushy girls in Kamala?
Carl

 

[Jenuine]

Generally the girls in the bars in kamala are much less pushy than in Patong. But of course it only needs one to decide tonight is your night and then in your opinion, that particular bar has pushy girls. It also depends on how you look, behave and are percieved by the girls, ie I suppose we are now seen as expats and especially myself, its known I have lt gf, so rarely get or see any pushiness.

At the moment livlier bars, potential for pushiness, Appletree, Gecko's, Vienna 1, Bamboo Bar, but these girls will take a no as an answer and if no eye contact will probably leave you alone anyway.

At the end of the day, its easy enough to say no and even easier to vote with your feet.

 

[Gemini]

Dodger.... I would vote for you as the new "Mayor" of Kamala!!!!!

 

[ariel]

The Mosque.

 

[rukkit]

WHERE IS THE PICS OF ALL THE GOOD PLACES AND ALL THE SEXY GIRLS IN LALA?????:whistle:

 

[smackxgarden]

Not on your camera is it? Do I win a prize? See you tonight.

PS - Did your girls get checked for ID last night? I had a girly on the phone this morning from a bar just past yours a bit. She didn't have her ID and was phoning me from Patong MIB house asking for bail or summink! I told her the battery on my phone was just about to pack in!

 

[Uchiha Itachi]

Nope......but we had to shut down the music 2ish

 

[Mitzy]

Generally the places where they use Zimmer Frames ...

 

[Baps .]

can you still stay open as long as you want but without music?

 

[Emzzy]

Thats not narrowing it down much..

 

[iaminvisible8888]

Most bars in Kamalalalala have designated 'Zimmer Frame' parking.

For the older gent looking for that 'special' time with some energetic companionship here in 'Oldie Worlde Kamalala' they have oxygen tents, iron lungs (1 hour - 100baht) Defibrillation units (Sliding scale depending on voleforum.xxxe required to re-start yer heart) and little sticking plasters (Band Aids) in WWF, Action Man and My Little Pony colours to suit all tastes should you fall over and scuff your knees.

Ask nicely and the girls will wear a cutesy nurses uniform with a little hat for you.

 

[Sommer]

We Want Pics Of These Little Beauties...........555555555..............ij

 

[John K]

Jonny, I can't remember the last time I took my camera out with me! You know what it's like on yer holidays, lots of phots taken (Lots taken tonight at MTB with Roger) but I just don't do it anymore and if I was to start now in Kamalalalala the girlies would deffo get a bit suspicious of Meeester Denpa and his dodgy camelalalala!!

There are some stunners, some not so stunning and the down right fuglies!

I dunno! I'll see what I can do. I do know the 'lurker' has a screen saver on the phone of my old man.........Then again, who hasn't! 5555555555 Don't tell anyone OK!

Oh yeah, while I am on the subject Jonny. That girlie at that bar at the back of Tiger! Not sure you remember, we were chatting about her, me, you and the Hobbs and she had a cracking set of top b0llocks, nice eyes but looked miserable as sin (No Customer) and we kept trying to make her break into a smile...................She's a bloke! 5555555555

A mate told me obviously!

 

[Sagittarius]

Well the bangkok girls are hip
I really dig those styles they wear
And the Hat Yai girls with the way they talk
They knock me out when I'm down there

The Issaan farmer's daughters really make you feel alright
And the Chiang mai girls with the way they kiss
They keep their boyfriends warm at night

BUT

I wish they all could be kamalala
I wish they all could be Kamalala
I wish they all could be Kamalala girls

There's your day shot to pieces D'man.....and when you wake up next I'll be in town....oh how we laughed....555

 

[Marissa]

When I just saw the Thread title and the last post being by Denver, I got a shocking image in my head.

It was of a music video. Like Peter Andres classic "Mysterious Girl" but with Denver.

Denver would have his shirt off and standing in front of Kamamllalallalala's retirement home with a jug of rosso. Singing away about his "Kamala Girls".


Of course, I would stand in for the black chap doing the rap. I dont mind.

YouTube - Peter Andre - Mysterious Girl

 

[jaymax173]

I've lost the will to live. What with Nels and the bloody beach boys and Si with bloody Peter thingie.

I live in Kamalalalala, I have to sleep with these women, I now have to go out and photograph them all for Jonny and Geir! To answer the OP's question..........I don't care if they are pushy or not, as long as they push back! 55555555555 Doh!

I'm drunk, Nicke and Geir have all my money...........Again! It's 0623, I've two bits of bread in the fridge to toast for my brekky and I'm sleeping alone!

Must be Tiger time then! Wooooooooooo Hooooooooo

Drink problem! What drink problem?

Laters.

 

[jESSIKAxANTHE]

Catchy though isn't it? 55555555555555

I wish they all could be Kamalalalalala Giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirls!

Need sleep. Chuffin' heartburn, Nickes Black bloody deaths kill me.