Katie your some sweet! review

[jon_tx888]

I got me an appointment at one of them fancy mussage purlors. So switched motors on my '74 Bobcat and it started right away after 45 minutes. I treated myself to a fried ketchup sandwich on wonderbread and asked my counsin Bob where to go. Now it's taken me five years to save up this hundred bucks so I wanted to be real smart with it. He told me to go see Katie at Lexa, she's finer'n looking than any of your cousins.
And sure enough she's a real beauty to behold. I scrubbed myself in the shower and I swear to you I came out smelling like one of them rose flowers. We got at it right quick, Katie and me. Just like two flapjacks in a frying pan. And I tell ya, some real good business might have taken place there if I hadn't blown my load the second she took off her brassiere.
Well, I'm thinking of selling my 'ol Bobcat soon and seeing that Katie girl once again. Problem is, I'm living in it now. But I took out the backseat and installed a pretty nice kitchen, I must say.

Bye, now

 

[NHK]

Duckworth, you just a good ole boy, ya hear!
You done real good , boy!

 

[[//anti * twilight//]]

What to buy my Bobcat? It's only got 870,000 miles on it. And I swear, not a speck of rust. $100.

 

[Pompal 09.]

No , I gotta Big Black Dodge,
Bought it at an auction at The Masons Lodge,
y'all know that we make moonshine!
**** with appologies to Copperhead Road ******
What was his name again? The singer, Earl???

 

[Pompal 09.]

Don't know. The 8 track broke down 'round the same time they took away my electricity. Don't miss it much though. What with banjo and the still, I barely got the time to go 'a hog killin'.

 

[Chace W]

Do you gots that fancy indoor shitter?