So I took one for the team and actually went there.
It's around Keele & Wilson, more specifically 2801 Keele st. unit #2. It's clean outside and in. Very presentable place with showers in each room and plenty of clean towels. Parking is free & easy, just park in the nearby Dominion plaza and walk over to the spa. Seems more discreet that way too.
The girl that greeted me also proceeded to give me the massage. Apparently only two girls work there at a time, or at least that's the impression I got. The other girl was "busy" so I had to stick with what I got.
Door fee is $50 for 30 mins. Expensive, but I suppose the place does look nice. She wasn't horrible looking, but not great either. Her name is Amanda and a Russian/Ukranian with an accent. Looked about late 20's or early 30's. The massage was ok but only spent 5 minutes on my back. She didn't use oil.
I opted for the NR, which cost another $60 but I talked her down to $50, saying that I only brought $100 total. She agreed.
She then went out of the room for a few seconds to get some things, including a cell phone. She told me to turn around and immediately went for mr. happy. Just then her cell phone rang and took almost 3 or 4 minutes talking to some guy. Annoying to say the least. At least she kept playing with mr happy so it was kinda entertaining.
When I massaged her she asked me if I wanted to go for daty. I could smell the stank from far away so I said "maybe next time". Her feet didn't smell that good either. Bad smells turn me off.
But her finish technique was original, if a bit hurried and somewhat painful. Overall it was a very rushed experience and definitely not 30 mins. But I was glad to get out of there. She was getting a bit too close for comfort, with her smells and all. Although some might enjoy her energy and enthusiasm.
YMMV, but she seems somewhat "open-minded" if you play your cards right, or at least that's the impression she gave me. Overall I would rate it as a pretty poor experience at a nice-looking spa. Perhaps a hit-&-miss kind of place. She works Tues, Wed & Fri if I'm not mistaken. So if I ever check it out again, I'll make sure to avoid those days.
But I can get better-looking women, better service, and extra fun for less money at Sunshine Spa only one block away at keele & finch.
Spa: 9
Body: 5
Face: 5
Massage: 5
Finish: 5
Repeat: no