Kids Comments About The Ocean

[Hermione Granger]

1)
- This is a picture of an octopus. It has eight testicles. (Kelly).




2) -
Oysters' balls are called pearls. (Jerry, age 6)



3) -
If you are surrounded by ocean, you are an
island. If you don't have ocean all round you, you are incontinent.
( age 7)



4) -
Sharks are ugly and mean, and have big
teeth, just like Emily Richardson.
She's not my Reviewiend any more. (Kylie, age
6)



5) - A
dolphin breaths through an asshole on the
top of its head. (Billy, age













6) -
My uncle goes out in his boat with 2 other men
and a woman and pots and comes back with crabs. (Millie, age 6


7) -
When ships had sails, they used to use the
trade winds to cross the ocean.
Sometimes when the wind didn't blow the
sailors would whistle to make the wind
come. My brother said they would have been better off eating beans. (William, age 7)


-
Mermaids live in the ocean. I like mermaids. They are beautiful and I like their shiny tails, but how on earth do mermaids get pregnant?
Like, really?
(Helen, age 6)


9)
- I'm not going to write about the ocean. My baby
brother is always crying, my Dad keeps yelling at my Mom, and my big sister has just got
pregnant, so I can't think what
to write. (Amy, age 6)




10) -
Some fish are dangerous. Jellyfish can
sting. Electric eels can give you a shock. They
have to live in caves under the sea where I
think they have to plug themselves in to chargers.

(Christopher, age 7)


11) -
When you go swimming in the ocean, it is
very cold, and it makes my willy small.

(Kevin, age 6)



12)
- Divers have to be smpe when they go
under the water. Divers can't go down alone, so they have to go down on each other. (Becky, age





13) -
On vacation my Mom went water skiing. She
fell off when she was going very fast.
She says she won't do it again because water fired
right up her big fat ass..
(Julie, age 7)


14)
-The ocean is made up of water and fish.
Why the fish don't drown... I
don't know. (Bobby, age 6)


15)
My dad was a sailor on the ocean He knows all
about the ocean. What he doesn't know is why he quit being a sailor and married my mom.
(James, age 7)