Kids say the darndest things

[jessica c]

:lmao: :lmao:
thats a good one
Ive never heard that one before :
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[Auchenreoch]

LOL! Very good

 

[KimJongIl]

Great stuff :

 

[vballchicka204]

: I loved them all

 

[azagames]

omg toooooo cute loved em :

 

[edie]

HA! Those are the cutest.... :
xxx~
lol @is ya butt preggers?
:lmao:

 

[Imani]

A few from an email a friend sent me:

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead.
"How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked him.
"Cause I pissed in it's ear and it didn't move," the child answered innocently.
"You did WHAT?!" the teacher exclaimed in surprise.
"You know." explained the boy. "I leaned over and went Psst! and it didn't move."

A little girl goes to the barber shop with her father. She stands next to the barber chair, eating a snack cake while her dad gets a haircut.
The barber says to her, "Sweetheart, you're gonna get hair on your Twinkie."
She says, "Yes I know, and I'm gonna get boobs, too."

When I was sixth months pregnant with my third child, my 3 yr. old came into the room as I was preparing to get in the shower.
She said, "Mommy, you are getting fat!"
I replied, "Yes honey, remember Mommy has a baby growing in her tummy."
"I know," she replied, " but what's growing in your butt?"