Kind of a joke - trick your friends!

[Jade Mcclovin]

soooowwwwwwwwwwwwyy :

 

[Katie G]

Pumpkin, this is MY joke thread.

As in my joke(s).
You have others elsewhere.

 

[Pink Sugar]

She “that′s a nice watch”
He “ it tells me all about other people and sex”
She “ no way, well what does it say about me”
He “it says you have no underwear on”
She “well it′s wrong”
He “perhaps it′s not its half an hour fast”

 

[GK2THEMAX]

LOL I started off being screwed, but got back on course : : yes orange

 

[Maria O]

i remember this

 

[mbmkpjyy]

Not really a joke, but fun enough, especially if you didn't learn it in elementary school.
(it's magic!)

So...










Pick a whole number between 0 and 10, not including those two.










Multiply if by 9.










If it's a two digit number, add them together.










Subtract 5.










If 1 is A, 2 is B, 3 is C, and so on and so forth, find your letter.










Choose a country that starts with that letter.










Take the last letter of that country and pick an animal that starts with it.










Take the last letter of that animal and pick a fruit that starts with it.



























































Is your fruit orange?





If not, please fill in the steps as you went.
If so, let me know





Here's how it works:
1. Your number (3)
2. multiple by 9 (9x3=27)
3. add together (they will always add up to 9)
4. always 9 minus 5 will always be 4
5. 4 is always d, the alphabet doesn't change
6. denmark
7. kangaroo
8. orange

You'll get a rare person that can't do math, or picks the democratic replublic of the congo or something, and then it's totally screwed.


Try it on your friends, it's fun.