Kipper Tie

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A Brummie (B) went into a high-class fancy dress shop and asked to be kitted-out for a Sixties Party. The assistant (A) was one of those who looked at a spot just above the customer's head and spoke very distinctly.

B - "Oim gooin ter a Seextees partoi an' Oi wanter be kitted-out roit."

A - "Yes.... Sir. Will you be requiring flared trousers, Sir?"

B - " Aye"

A - "Check Shirt, Sir?"

B - "Yes Ploise"

A - "Tank-top, Sir?"

B - "Aye"

A - "Large check sports jacket, Sir?"

B - "Ploise"

The Assistant turned to go and fetch the required items when he had a second thought and turned and said; " Kipper tie, Sir?"

" Yes ploise" replied the Brummie " Milk and two sugars!"