Review Kiss @ Barbie House

[Frank Underwood]

It has been an eventful week in the hobby world; most noticeable we have witnessed the demise of a staple name in the sex industry. The news that Moonwaiting VIP was busted and shut down by police due to human trafficking charges blew my mind. Through the combined efforts of York Region Police, Peel Police, OPP, FINTRAC and even the Border Services Police, the behemoth was brought down. It feels like the plot of a Vin Diesel movie. I read numerous comments about wolves worried about whether they would be persecuted for having used the services of MW, concerned about if police will come after them, and fears about “WHO IS NEXT?”.



I am happy to discuss these things via private message or on Twitter, so you guys feel free to hit me up with your questions. To make a long story short, now that Andy’s empire has fallen, it is my opinion that we won’t be seeing any more busts for at least a couple of years now. With all the excitement happening right in my neck of the woods, I decided to ease my fears by releasing some endorphins into my bloodstream the best way I know how. Off I go trying to find myself a fresh meal to sink my teeth into. I ended up settling on Kiss at Barbie House partly because I neglected to include her into my ‘wives of frank’ series.



I did not include her in the series for three reasons, number 1 reason I had not seen her enough times like the others in the series, number 2 there have been so many Korean girls named Kiss, I know I had seen her before, but I wasn’t sure which Kiss she was. This was a factor because she also has gained weight, and this is consideration number 3. When I saw her, although I knew that I had seen her, I didn’t even recognize her. I decided to see her again and reviewing her with the goal of providing a recent report of her without tying it to her prior resume. Since I don’t even know which Kiss she was, I want to talk about the Kiss she is now instead.



When I arrived at the door of the so familiar location of Barbie House, I was greeted by a cute, chubby Korean girl with white lingerie. My first impression was positive but in a cautious way, because she has one of those resting bitch faces that makes it look like she is in a bad mood but in reality that is just her relaxed look. She is actually very friendly, but as far as resemblance to the pictures I would say zero percent. As for her age she is visibly early 30s to me. I am talking face and body.



Her face is very round like a typical Korean face, and from what I can tell in my unprofessional opinion she doesn’t look like she has had plastic surgery. Her skin was white and shiny with a moist bounce, and her lips were pouty because of her red makeup. Her body as I initially stated is what I would describe chubby, which is fine for me since she does not have a waist bigger than mine. That is my rule. The issue with her body is that she has one of those shapes that looks more cylindrical and devoid of curves. I wish she had a bit more hips to give her body some contour, and I also wish she would do some squats to give her buttocks some hump since they were really kind of flat even for an Asian girl.



Her attitude and service were nice with friendly conversation throughout the entire time, and since I have been learning Korean lately, I started using what I learned to make her laugh. The foreplay was essentially a cat bath with a short bbbj, highlight being her white skin and agreeable size breasts. She did have a little bit of that kimchi breath which normally I don’t mind but, on this day, I was not in the mood for, so I didn’t engage in much kissing with her. The full service was fast and furious, and this was one of those occasions in which I came faster than a teenage boy. We cuddled and talked about Korean dramas for the rest of the time. It wasn’t a bad time; it wasn’t a great time. I would not repeat but I can see those guys who like fuller girls having a more enjoyable time than me.