Knock Backs

[Catprints]

WAYS FOR WOMEN TO TURN MEN DOWN!!!!

**HE: Can I buy you a drink?
**SHE: Actually, I'd rather have the money.

**HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face**like yours.
**SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. And I've been looking for*a face like yours.

**HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
**SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake**twice.

**HE: Come on, baby, we know we're both here for the**same reason!
**SHE: I agree. Come on, let's go pick up some chicks!

**HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
**SHE: I must've been given your share.

**HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
**SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

**HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
**SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

**HE: So, baby, your place or mine?
SHE: Both. You go to your place, and I'll go to mine.

**HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
**SHE: Okay, get out.

**HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

**HE:**I'd go to the end of the earth for you.
SHE: Yes, but would you stay there?

HE:**What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
**SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE:**Can I have your name?
**SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE:**Shall we go see a movie?
**SHE: I've already seen it.

**HE:**Where have you been all my life?
**SHE: Hiding from you.

**HE:**Haven't I seen you some place before?
**SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE:**Is this seat empty?
**SHE: Yes, and my seat will be empty if you sit down.

**HE:**So, what do you do for a living?
**SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE:**Hey, baby, what's your sign?
**SHE: Do not enter.

**HE:**Your body is like a temple.
**SHE: Sorry, but there are no services today.

**HE:**If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
**SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

**HE:**Want to come back to my place?
**SHE: I don't know. Can two people fit under a rock?

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[Inferno Tomato]

These made me chuckle, espcially this one.



L&L

MC

 

[vlost1]

Excellant posting [sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif]

 

[thifhera]

Very funny.... [sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif][sm=rollaugh.gif]

 

[Tigerbears]

Fab! Especially liked



I thought it was quite realistic