Ladies, what do you think of my chat up lines... ?

[Damien Francis]

No.1 - Okay so the first one is this: I ask the girl if I can have a quick look at the tag on the back of her shirt. I make out I look at it and then say "Just what I thought, made in Heaven" lol.

No.2 - I'm chatting to the girl and after a few minutes I turn around to her and say "feel my shirt" *she feels my shirt* and then I say "What material do you think that is" she says "I don't know" So I say "it's boyfriend material" (with a cheeky smile).

No.3 - I approach a girl in the street and say "excuse me, do you know where *say the place* is? so she responds by giving me the directions, so I say "You know what, I don't actually need directions. I just thought you were cute and wanted to say hi"

Which ones do you like? Please don't tell me they're all bad! haha.