can a match box?
no, but a tin can..... hahaha
There where 2 muffins baking in the oven,
the 1st muffin turns to the 2nd muffin and says
geeeeez! It's hot in here, then the 2nd muffin turns
and looks to the 1st one and shouts, HOLY **** A TALKING MUFFIN! :clap