Last night in Patong ....

[brighteyes76a]

Last night I made one of my increasingly rare forays into Patong, and it may be even longer before I go back.

Dropped into Faulty Towers to wish Crustasian a Happy Birthday and then ventured down the town with Gollum. I was steered straight into Angels Bar where we said hi to Kevin and Korn and proceeded to get very rubbery legged - though in Gollum's case that may have been the hideous katoey from acroos the way. We debated barfining her for Crustasian's birthday but couldn't agree who was going to walk up the street with her to Faulty Towers (also neither of us wanted to avoid Phuket for the next 20 years 'til Crusty calmed down).

Livinlos dropped by, so it was nice to put a face to a name (and very nice to meet you by the way). The first of a number of shooters began to appear around this time and everything began to get foggier.

We dropped by MTB to say hello to Nicke, and ran into Wylos showing him something up the leg of his shorts. Gollum said it was a scar and I'm prepared to believe him if he says so. More shooters. Oh no!

Went back by Angels (I think) and then down to Pirates or whatever its called. Maybe it was the hour, but if Kevin hadn't turned up with his girls there wouldn't have been any at all and I was starting to wonder what the fvck we were doing there.

I must have wandered off around this time and can't remember anything else until I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a sore **** and 100 baht in my pocket. Sorry, that was my head that was hurting - I couldn't tell the difference at that hour. Definitely a strangers bed but she was looking fine and worse things have certainly happened.

Now as soon as I feel well enough, I'm going to go and shoot myself. And don't you laugh Gollum - you're next!

 

[Larry W]

Yep sounds like a typical day in paradise. The pub crawl can get fairly tough towards the end of the night. Sometimes you need a holiday from the holiday. Did you guys ever make it to Love Bar??

DD

 

[AF.Colonel]

Was a pleasure to meet you.. And again thanks for the book (even though it is still in the bar )...

Perhaps a drink or 3 over you side of the island one day ??

 

[ouragon]

Bloody hell !!! You mug a begger or something :blah: , you should know better than to go out with Gollum. Think you were a bit out with the 20 years , you would never be forgiven by Crusty , and he has a very long memory.

I'll take you for a quiet night out when I arrive , just one question , are you sure it was a SHE , you woke up with.:biggrinlo

 

[tommy the toucher]

I'm never drinking again.

 

[Pompal 09.]

THOSE FAMOUS WORDS.........HOW MANY TIMES HAVE ALL OF US USED THEM.....5555555555......IJ

 

[Mrs.Darcy]

I think I said that once or twice in LOS. You went pub crawling with Gollumn? Watch out you could end up with a nice new haircut hanging out with that guy.

DD

 

[Mark the zoophylist]

I usually keep my hair shorter than his new cut anyway so that's not a problem. I'm more worried about my reputation.

We didn't make it to Love Bar by the way, though Gollum dod point it out I think.

 

[superspooky78]

Well done Dogblower.:biggrinlo

You managed to get out on the town with Gollum and hit most of the BM spots.I only hope the girl was not from "Katoys R Us"no:

Anyway most of them are way too tall for you

 

[rockin_robin07]

No its not Sef, I started to read it ...its at home now ..... give me a shout when you want it.

 

[Why Does It Matter?]

No! If you do that who will do the HHH website!? Even worse without Gollum - no Middle Earth runs - arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Was a great night DB and like you the end of the night is a bit of a blur - still fortunately I woke up with the Mrs! A

Apologies to Crustasian for not making it to FT - now you know why! Next year you and S2 have a BM birthday pub crawl (27/01/07 is a Saturday).

 

[imin34]

I've seen these references to Gollum's Middle Earth runs and wondered. Would attendance at one of these interfere with my duties as Guardian of the Beer Truck?

 

[Pompal 09.]

We form a "Ring" around the beer truck to protect it. M.E. runs are 1/2 way to PISH runs. (Too many big fcuk off hills).

 

[George P]

You should have seen the one we were going to get you for your Bday.

 

[tori w]

Not at all DB - I really enjoy Gollum's M.E. runs, gives that extra time to enjoy 2 or 3 extra cold ones without having to worry about getting lost and the girls totally loosing the plot on the debauch bus if I didnt make it back to the laarger!

 

[expecting baby #3 =)]

So now tell me more about this "debauch bus". Last time I caught the bus it was pretty bloody tame, but if there's a party going on I'm always up for that - especially if ST66 is involved - I saw his TG the other night and have to admire his taste. No tits, but a very mobile rear end.

 

[Erin N]

Better let Gollum and ST66 respond on this one - apparently its worse/better (depending on your viewpoint) now that we drive to any run not over Patong Hill.