Leaving Las Vegas

[Alison W]

Just came back from 3 nights in Vegas.

I don't gamble so this was strictly R&R. Took a friend :he: from Montreal. I insisted on seperate rooms to provide both of us with some freedom. We each had a key to each others room though and I repeated demonstrated impeccable timing walking in on her nude.

First day is always tough due to the time difference and needing to get to the airport early to clear customs. Even an early show (7.30pm) makes a long day. When you start at 6 am eastern time and finish at 11 pm pacific time you are done. After some push-ups and other linguistic exercises we saw the Chris Angel show at the Luxor. It was supposed to be a combined magic and Cirque de Soleil show but other than a couple of really lame wierd comics there was very little Circ to it. Overall I give the show 5/10 and do not recommend. Dinner after at the Wynn was good but pricey although we discovered a great Argentinian red. Both of us crashed.

Next morning the obligatory shopping and some fun in the Lingerie store in the Wynn which also sells sex toys. Did you realize that you can spend $150 for a JimmyJane vibrator ?
http://www.jimmyjane.com/shop/form4-p-160.html

Off to the pool. Divided into 3 sections and 6 pools. The Beach Club which is for people with more money than brains where a cabana cost $2,500 a day and a chaise lounge cost $200. Supposedly for the beautiful people and topless and naught etc. Had a tour and saw lots of beautiful women in small bikinis ( given free passes no doubt to attract the male suckers) but no naughty action, not even topless. Off to another pool that is free and promises "European Bathing" and is restricted to those 21 years and older. Americans must think Euro bathing means drinking Evian water instead of red bull because there was nothing topless there either. Third pool is family. Back to the room for more push ups and to try out the purchases.

Saw a great show on night two called Absinthe at the Ceasar's Palace. It was in a tent with "in the round" seating for about 300 people. Very intimate. The show was a combination Cirque de Soliel meets Rocky Horror picture show. Definitely adult entertainment, very funny and with amazing acrobatics up close and personal. It didn't hurt that I fell in love with every single female performer who all had incredible bodies and who all did amazing tricks in g-strings and pasties about 10 feet from you ( I was in the front row). My friend admitted being wet from both the women and the men. I give the show 10/10 and my highest recommendation. Dinner at another Wynn restaurant, the Lakeside Grill was excellent.

Third day we did the helicopter tour of the Grand Canyon. Something you need to do once but a bit overpriced at $450 each. I give it a 7/10. The last night's show - well I'm slightly embarrassed admitting I went to it. My only defense is that I blame it on her and her not really knowing. Yes you might have guessed, we went to see Celine Dion. And no I am not gay , although there were 3 obviously 'light in the loafers" guys sitting directly behind us.

Again at Ceasar's but in a special theatre. It holds, I would guess 3,000 people and it was sold out. I had a middle lower ochestra seat at $250 a pop. Closer seats had a face value of $900 but were thankfully sold out. It was actually a decent show so I guess that means I'm at least bi. The smaltzy songs were compensated for by probably the most amazing set of pipes I have ever heard. Her new show goes through a lot of styles including jazz. I give it an 8.5/10 and a recommendation ( which I never thought was remotely possible before I heard her).

Ate sushi twice that day :tongue:

3 days in Vegas is about right, it was fun but much more would have been too much.

 

[LuvThosePurpleShoes]

Did you get laid?

 

[Deren]

LMAO, did you buy one :gasp:

Glad you had a good time LG.

 

[Pompal 09.]

I love Vegas! Sounds like you had a great time, that's awesome. :great:

I stayed at Caesars a few years ago, and the topless pool was really topless...around the pool. In the pool, tops were required. It was silly. :neutral:

 

[AnimeFreak]

I also echo the sentiment of our untitled member...

 

[american8mare]

See comments re push ups, linguistics and sushi eating. I guess subtlety is useless for this crowd :

I do have a few pics on my cell for my memories of the trip but I would be loath to share it with you heathens least she be subjected to a an undeserved mark of less than 9.5 from Chunky ( she was 5'5" and 105 lbs and yes CG she was totally shaved but don't expect her pic to show up in the GHM thread )

 

[blackwater]

She did, and yes I got to operate it despite being not legal to operate heavy equipment at the time.

 

[Bobsy]

That does sound totally bizarre.

 

[I DJ WEDDINGS]

How much for the Celine Dion tickets?. Is it as good as people say it is?. I hear there are lots of half naked female dancers.

 

[Pompal 09.]

The things we do to get laid, eh?

 

[EL BLOBBO X]

1- :great:

2- :great:

3- :great:


Shudda stopped there... but you blew it with this:

 

[Isaac]

May be the only show in Vegas WITHOUT half naked dancers. Tickets ranged from $130 to $900. As I said I paid $250 each for tickets 3 rows from the front of the second orchestra section ( about 30 rows from the stage)

 

[strawberryfieldsforever]

If you would volunteer Mrs CG for a grooming session I'm sure she would allow a spectator. She is very uninhibited.

 

[Mat]

Sounds like Mrs. CG's kinda girl!

Have your people call my people. :great:

 

[Ashley J]

How many shows does Celine do a week?

 

[Uncle Jez]

Don't know, I think its 5 per week, but the box office has got to be pushing $1 million a show. I know it is only 1 per night vs some of the others which are 2 per night.

 

[hungry heart]

Glad you enjoyed the show and your trip.

Personally I really like Celine and think she has one helluva voice.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Helicopter tour of the Grand Canyon. Nothing special to write home to?.

 

[Lux Marmont]

Would have been great at $200/person but at more than twice that I thought it was overpriced.

 

[C. Hazel]

Dude you didn't even play the slots?.