Letter

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Dear Jeff:

I have been unable to sleep since I forced my daughter to break off
her engagement to you. Will you forgive and forget? I was much too
sensitive about your green & orange Mohawk haircut, multiple tattoos,
pierced nose and assorted rings in your ears, eyebrows and tongue. I
now realize motorcycles aren't really that dangerous, and I really
should not have reacted that way to the fact that you have never held
a job.

I am sure, too, that some other very nice people live under the bridge
in the park. Sure, my daughter is only 18 and wants to marry you
instead of going to Harvard on a full-ride
scholarship. After all, you can't learn everything about life from
books. I sometimes forget how backward I can be. I was wrong. I was a
fool. I have now come to my senses and you have my full blessing to
marry my daughter.

Sincerely,
Your future father-in-law, Steve

P.S. Congratulations on winning the lottery.