Review LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT 7g of SPLOOGE

[PROFESSORofPUSSIES]

So I finally hit my ALL TIME achievement.....
UNLOADED a quarter ounce of JIZZ in the span of three hours.Now I have been abstaining since my last outing with DEEP THROAT MAGGIE which was 5or 6 DAYS ago and I actually took a FULL DAY OFF from lifting and high intensity sprints which I alternate between my 12 speed bicycle and my Nordic track.I booked my first appointment with one of mine and yours ALL-TIME favorites we all know and love rockstar juice QUEEN my big sexy CRYSTAL CRYSTAL CRYSTAL.We have been rocking each other's WORLD for must be like a dozen years since she started in the biz back at YONGE & WELLESLEY.....I spa where the other love of my life began the one & only SUPER GODDESS MIA MIA momma mia absolute queen of PUSSYDOM I mean for real when I cum together with her it's like an EARTHQUAKE a TORNADO and mount Vesuvius going off ALTOGETHER!!!!!
But I digress she wasn't involved today!!!
Booked my appointment yesterday with NEW girl YUKI who has a better rack than my bareback buddy and pretend wife KELLY KELLY!!! So I arrived a little before 10am and flirted with YUKI baby and brand new girl VIVIAN and of course my little sweetie ANNA BANANA......naturally crystal was late but who cares more time to fuck around and have my pre SEX Greenway disco dance.party......
I love to rock out to a little kraftwerk front242 and laid back before kissing pussy like SATAN himself and smashing one or 2of my super sexmachine hot HOT honeys.......
And I might ADD crystal loves to be POUNDED and licked to the BEAT of this classic and iconic tuneage as well (all my others won't let me crank it in the room while I SAVAGE them)
Now me and crystal baby always produce heat Heat HEAT in the mothafuckin room but I have to say TODAY was something extra special and we always start the session with my usual banter of telling her how BADLY I want to impregnate her have the wildest offspring in the history of the universe and one capable of making the Olympics or playing any professional sport without even practicing LOL
So as many of you know crystal baby has been out of commission with a sore ankle while out of commission for me anyway I'm sure most of you have been getting your usual small time handjobs from her but we haven't done the nasty for 5 or 6 weeks so it was fucking INTENSE this morning just like when my other girls CUMBACK from CHINA HAHAhahaha!!!!
The thing I love about my big sexy crystal is that when I munchy munch and licky lick lick her most fabulous juice box is how she just powerflows and floods upon my hands as I grip her sweet ass from behind and as you all know crystal has the juiciest stiickiest girl goo on the fuckin planet and I say again and againand aah aah AAaaghGAIN!!!!!
salty Salty SALTY peaches yummy and delicious I never wash or wipe my face after pleasuring this vixen so can smell and taste her long after the session is over and done with and also so my second and third bitches later in the day can get a good whiff of queen crystal and I swear it's an afrodisiac for all men and women alike I swear even when I go to the liquor store or metro later that day the cashiers are extra friendly and cheerful as they check me OUT.....pun intended!!!
I digress yet again and the session proceeds with some wicked hot 69 onto position A then 2or 3 versions of modified missionary then to deadgirl (every bitch's favorite and one of my absolute specialities) then it's on to doggy which I don't get to go nuts on with too many girls but crystal as you ALL know is a big strong athletic wildgirl
I then push her down to prone deadgirl and pound away and she is cumming so fuckin hard she has a piece of the table paper scrunched in her mouth and is biting on it like motherfuckin pitbull lockjaw
We carry on and repeat almost every position again and when I finally blow my load it's a full 2 minutes orgasm and I lover's embrace quickly and tie and wrap my trophy briefly checking the weight first with my thumb and forefinger and as usual I predict the weight/volume at4.3 g and I quickly open and afix my second dome for a double shot as my crazy kitten always Always ALWAYS let's me go for seconds
One of the reasons she's ONE of MY ALLTIME superduper favs!!!!
But anyway I don't pop twice this time but I don't care because I will be hopping in my car to savage one of her colleague/friends at another spa however when I get home that condom which I thought empty actually has 0.4 g cum inside so 4.7 g in total for me & my nymphobaby not my record but close.....Kelly Kelly has my record at 4.9 single shot!!!
But anyway I get in my car and head for spa #2 and naturally my girl busy so I jump on 401 DVP back to Scarborough for a quick lunch bolony sandwich and cream of celery soup think I am done for the day and cut and boil some spuds for my garlic mash for dinner but fuck NO I am back inmy car......bank machine and spa 2 here I go
Long story short 2.4g load with girl#2 so ALL in ALL 7.1 g of ejaculate GOO in one afternoon......
what a day!
What A day !!
WHAT A MOTHERFUCKING DAY!!!!!

God Almighty and praise the UNIVERSE......
I love sweet.pussy Pussy PUSSY......
And like I always say....
I am the LUCKIEST MOTHERFUCKER ON EARTH

P.S.
Find photo of the second condom ( 0.4 g of jizz) inflated and ready to be released into the BRISK autumn Scarborough AIR that is coated with crystal juice and containing a trickle of man juice......AS TO ENSURE many more RAMPANT SEXCAPADES with sexy sweet crystal and all the REST of my LUSCIOUS BABY CREW..........
HAHAhahaha
I am not just a freak!!!!
I AM A SUPER FREAK........
Off to see girl #2......
FOR an ENCORE!!!!!
Lucky her
LUCKY ME

 

[Bustanut]

Hahahha Fkn jokes what a great read