Should have known better, but thinking with the wrong head!
Was in the EBC area at the end of a busy day so decided to take a flyer...headed for the IT plaza and made my first mistake, Chose Millenium Spa on the West side of the plaza instead of IT.
Got a 30 year old Chinese lady named MeMe....she asked my name, told her it was YewYew....no sense of humour. She called me YewYew for the next 20 minutes despite the fact that I am obviously not oriental.
No sooner had the massage started then the dialing for dollars began...we agreed on a service and price. Mistake number two...soon as we had negotiated this...the massage was over! I like a massage, after all that is why I go to the MPs. Okay, maybe not the only reason but I do like some massaging!
Now I know this is a business transaction but at this point I became a slab of beef...pushed and prodded to perform as quickly as possible...like there was some kind of competition to get the customer out the door the fastest...Todays winner is 18 minutes!
There was no teasing, no communication and definitely no connection...it was an assembly line process.
For the record, I wasn't the days winner...much to her apparent annoyance I took longer....don't know about the rest of you but it has to have at least a semblence of something more than a mechanical bodily function to get Mr. Happy engaged...
Cost of lesson 120
Repeat....not in this lifetime.
Was in the EBC area at the end of a busy day so decided to take a flyer...headed for the IT plaza and made my first mistake, Chose Millenium Spa on the West side of the plaza instead of IT.
Got a 30 year old Chinese lady named MeMe....she asked my name, told her it was YewYew....no sense of humour. She called me YewYew for the next 20 minutes despite the fact that I am obviously not oriental.
No sooner had the massage started then the dialing for dollars began...we agreed on a service and price. Mistake number two...soon as we had negotiated this...the massage was over! I like a massage, after all that is why I go to the MPs. Okay, maybe not the only reason but I do like some massaging!
Now I know this is a business transaction but at this point I became a slab of beef...pushed and prodded to perform as quickly as possible...like there was some kind of competition to get the customer out the door the fastest...Todays winner is 18 minutes!
There was no teasing, no communication and definitely no connection...it was an assembly line process.
For the record, I wasn't the days winner...much to her apparent annoyance I took longer....don't know about the rest of you but it has to have at least a semblence of something more than a mechanical bodily function to get Mr. Happy engaged...
Cost of lesson 120
Repeat....not in this lifetime.