Lily at NOI's in Nanaimo

[Gymnasticsferlife.]

Had read some reviews about Lily at Noi's Thai massage in Nanaimo so thought while through town last week I would give her a try. Phoned and talked to a lady who identified herself as Noi who advised me Lily was available. Arrived about 10 minutes later to a relatively discreet location with ample on street parking. Was greeted by a Thai women in her 50's who told me the "room" rate for an hour was two greens which I agreed to. As I turned to follow her down the hall there was some loud talking (in Thai I assume but I don't speak that lingo so not sure) and then I was told to wait as Lily was still making the bed. All of a sudden out comes buddy still adjusting his tie and there was a split second awkward moment before he got past me and out the door. Should have known it was not off to a good start.
A minute later out comes Lily who made a good first impression as for a Thai woman she has a great rack. Into the room and she says it's 3 greens for "fun". Should have defined what "fun" actually meant. I agree and she asks me to strip down and lay on the bed. Small room but Thai music in the background and soft lighting so I'm starting to relax. Lily comes back and strips down.......again......nice rack. Lily starts to massage me and within two minutes says she has this an infection and can't do oral or intercourse( she doesn't say this but mimes the action...you get the picture) but will do a HJ( again with the hand motion). Then Lily starts complaining about how tired she is and that she's already had 5 customers ( yeah I know I met one in the hall). Then Lily asks me if she can only massage me for a little while. I reply that I paid for an hour to which I get the reply I'm tired and I've got this infection and I should have gone with Noi instead of her. Turns out that Noi was the lady that met me and as she was in her fifties I wasn't the least bit interested( sorry not into Granny sex). Lily kept up with discussing her infection, something to do with allergic reaction to a condom that results from too much oral. I really didn't need to hear the details but well she's going to tell me anyway. After a while I start to get creeped out by lying on the same bed as the previous 5 that day and wonder if the infection is contagious. I actually tell her I'm going to leave at which point she flips me over and in record time finishes me off. I'm not sure who wanted out of there faster her or me.

Would I repeat? Not on your life and when I got home I showered until the tank ran out of hot water.
What a waste of time and money. I would have had more fun with my right hand and the bra and panty section of the Sears catelouge.