Linda @ Asian Massage E. Broadway

[califrniateach]

A quick review...

Saw this real cutie ESL student last week and she is a definite cutie from China.

Very affectionate girl who really gives you the GFE

Massage just ok but extras were well worth the tip (7.5 greens)

Reverse cowgirl, mish,daty (69), rimming all on the menu.

looks - 8.5
service - 9
attitude - 9

(604)875-1622

 

[Natalie Gorden]

Based on the above, I took a flyer on the lovely Linda. Cute, maybe 5' 7" and 130 pounds. Got a butt on her, but didn't view, as you will soon read. She wanted two bills for her services. During the negotiation for less (think I'm paying two bills at an AMP? My aching armpit!), she said that she was an ESL student, had only been doing this for two weeks, blah blah blah. She dickered like a long time employee, not a beginner. Not only was she averse to bending the fee, her list of restrictions was beyond the average. Rimming? My aching elbow! After fifteen minutes of trying to reason with her, to no avail, I told her to leave. All of a sudden, she was down to $160 and going to do a good job. Way too late, sweetie. The aggravation of working so hard to get a reasonable rate took away any desire. After she closed the door, I could hear her hollering in Chinese in a tone that would make a fishwife proud. She lost a little 'face' that evening. Tough beans. Too many restrictions, way too much greed.
We all know what YMMV means. Perhaps this was such a case, and she just didn't like good old Abner. But the hard case tactics convince me otherwise. Test the waters at your own risk, lads.

 

[will scott]

Ouch... I guess she's a fishwife in disguise.

Sorry about your unfortunate experience (but happy to see your sense of humour is still in tact).

Cheers

 

[Angel]

That place isn't the best MP around.

Older ladies work there, and it just seems down right dated IMO

Not recommended

 

[i am me <3]

Fishwife...lol, that is funny stuff