Review Lisa at Pure Spa. Worst Premier experience ever.

[Ruts]

Long time lurker here. This experience was so bad, I felt it needed to be posted. Pure is usually my go-to place so I have experience there.

Called up Pure and made a fairly spur of the moment booking to see Lisa. Manager had mentioned she gets a lot of positive reviews.

Got into the room and went to shower. For the first time, I noticed there was no towel on the rack. I looked around and found my own, had a shower.

When Lisa came in, she stumbled a bit and sat down on the brown couch right away. She appeared intoxicated. She is a Dominican mix and quite tall. A bit loose and not toned.

We spoke a bit and got comfortable. She told me about her recent boob job. She's now a DD, but also has lower abdominal surgical scars which I did not ask about.

She asked me how my other sessions usually go and I said usually go with the flow, no specific menu items sought, depends on connection with the attendant.

I wanted her to lie down and start with DATY but she asked for a back massage a couple of times in a row so I performed that without much skill. She did roll over and was very responsive to DATY. Over the session she did say she came a couple of times. Not sure.

She got very wet and horny and started saying she wanted to me to fuck her. I thought this was heat of the moment. We put on the dome. As I was standing above her ready to go, she suddenly said "and that will be $200".

I was a bit shocked and backed off right away. I said I don't usually bring that much money, that I only brought an extra $100 with me and that I wasn't specifically looking for CFS. She counteroffered for $150 for CFS but again I had to say I only had $100 with me. I asked how much for a BJ and she said $100 for CBJ, that she doesn't do BBBJ. I thought it was too much so I actually asked for just a handjob and she seemed ok with that initially. We tossed the dome and I was ok with that for this session.

I lay down and she started stroking, a bit hard and fast for my taste and she wasn't really listening to me say slow down. I was playing with her as well as and she got more excited again and said she wanted me inside her. She again asked for $150 which I again said I didn't have. At one point she rotated into a RCG position and did a bit of PS which I liked and asked her to keep going but then she wanted to figure out the tip for that.

The HJ wasn't really working for me either so I asked if she could keep doing PS for $100. She initially agreed then wanted the dome back on so we put that back on. She was on her back and kept playing with herself while I tried to do covered PS. However she has these sharp fingernails and they kept hitting me in the head of my penis (which hurt!) so I asked could she stop doing that as I couldn't get hard with her pointy fingernails hitting me in my tip. She stopped for a couple of seconds but then kept doing it again and it wasn't possible to continue. She also mentioned that time was running out "you have five minutes left baby" on several occasions, even though I knew my appointment time and knew we were under time.

At that point, with her own rubbing, she got turned on again and said "just put it in" and I said "are you sure" and she said yes but as I got ready (it was really difficult to get hard at this point with all of the money talk and fingernail pokes). Then as I was doing more covered PS she said "that will be $150". I told her again that I didn't have $150 and she kept saying "I want my $150".

That was basically the end of the session for me. Mood was long dead for me. I told her that I had been coming to Pure for a long time and this was the session where I've had to talk the most about money and it's totally killed the mood for me entirely. She tried to explain that she wanted to be "transparent" but I think she was intoxicated and it made it hard for her to listen that I simply didn't have the money she was looking for. I ended the session by going into the shower. Never managed to get an erection at all during the session.

In the end I gave her a $50 tip but regretted the entire session. I think I was trying to mitigate damage as I was worried she would badmouth me or something.

I mentioned my difficulties to the manager and she was sympathetic and asked me to provide feedback.

In the end, TL;DR
Looks - 6-7, multiple surgeries
Service - 0 (literally not much service)
Attitude - 1 (she was friendly at first but it all went downhill)

Repeat - NO.

As I mentioned, worst ever experience at Pure. Hope I can help some of you avoid same.

 

[Boston Man Chowder]

Lisa, you've just been blackballed!

 

[Kawailuvr]

Premier is full of these stripper types now they are like a cancer ffs
Where in the fuck is Tiana that stupid cunt doesn’t do anything for her customers any longer
I can even remember the last time I used her shit hole spa

 

[EasyLover]

Premier is a piece of shit now.

 

[LuckyShot]

Premier is garbage now its on Seduction's level of shitty waste of space whores filling up their entire roster

 

[extos]

So many of these hustlers are filling the spas now. I like Pure, but sad that Premiere has succumbed to employing people like her

 

[EasyLover]

Premier is garbage now its on Seduction's level of shitty waste of space whores filling up their entire roster

Not quite at Seductions level. But getting pretty close.

 

[Labaz21]

Damn thats terrible I'm definitely staying away from her.

 

[Woody Womb Pecker]

I suspect business isn't what it used to be at Premier these days (no surprise post-Covid) so they're struggling to find and recruit GOOD talent. In its heyday all the girls wanted to work there so the spa could have strict rules. Now they can't be so choosy and the market is getting flooded with low rent stripper types.

Seduction now has far more girls on their roster than Premier and its real competition for them.

Aside from a few of the certified gems who have been around for a while, there's nothing special about Premier anymore. Perla's in need of a renovation (some of the showers are disintegrating) and even Pure looks dirty these days (look at the dust in the rooms and on the walls).

Probably also part of the reason the third Premier location still hasn't opened; they probably only have enough business to justify two spas.

 

[Flatulent Fox]

I used to get excited wherever I saw a new name on the Premier or Seduction schedules. These days I could care less and half the time I don't even look at the profile or pics. I didn't even notice there was a new Lisa at Premier.

 

[danny boyle]

I suspect business isn't what it used to be at Premier these days (no surprise post-Covid) so they're struggling to find and recruit GOOD talent. In its heyday all the girls wanted to work there so the spa could have strict rules. Now they can't be so choosy and the market is getting flooded with low rent stripper types.

Seduction now has far more girls on their roster than Premier and its real competition for them.

Aside from a few of the certified gems who have been around for a while, there's nothing special about Premier anymore. Perla's in need of a renovation (some of the showers are disintegrating) and even Pure looks dirty these days (look at the dust in the rooms and on the walls).

Probably also part of the reason the third Premier location still hasn't opened; they probably only have enough business to justify two spas.

premier has fallen off for years now....not even close to as good as it was 4 years ago or so....

 

[danny boyle]

Long time lurker here. This experience was so bad, I felt it needed to be posted. Pure is usually my go-to place so I have experience there.

Called up Pure and made a fairly spur of the moment booking to see Lisa. Manager had mentioned she gets a lot of positive reviews.

Got into the room and went to shower. For the first time, I noticed there was no towel on the rack. I looked around and found my own, had a shower.

When Lisa came in, she stumbled a bit and sat down on the brown couch right away. She appeared intoxicated. She is a Dominican mix and quite tall. A bit loose and not toned.

We spoke a bit and got comfortable. She told me about her recent boob job. She's now a DD, but also has lower abdominal surgical scars which I did not ask about.

She asked me how my other sessions usually go and I said usually go with the flow, no specific menu items sought, depends on connection with the attendant.

I wanted her to lie down and start with DATY but she asked for a back massage a couple of times in a row so I performed that without much skill. She did roll over and was very responsive to DATY. Over the session she did say she came a couple of times. Not sure.

She got very wet and horny and started saying she wanted to me to fuck her. I thought this was heat of the moment. We put on the dome. As I was standing above her ready to go, she suddenly said "and that will be $200".

I was a bit shocked and backed off right away. I said I don't usually bring that much money, that I only brought an extra $100 with me and that I wasn't specifically looking for CFS. She counteroffered for $150 for CFS but again I had to say I only had $100 with me. I asked how much for a BJ and she said $100 for CBJ, that she doesn't do BBBJ. I thought it was too much so I actually asked for just a handjob and she seemed ok with that initially. We tossed the dome and I was ok with that for this session.

I lay down and she started stroking, a bit hard and fast for my taste and she wasn't really listening to me say slow down. I was playing with her as well as and she got more excited again and said she wanted me inside her. She again asked for $150 which I again said I didn't have. At one point she rotated into a RCG position and did a bit of PS which I liked and asked her to keep going but then she wanted to figure out the tip for that.

The HJ wasn't really working for me either so I asked if she could keep doing PS for $100. She initially agreed then wanted the dome back on so we put that back on. She was on her back and kept playing with herself while I tried to do covered PS. However she has these sharp fingernails and they kept hitting me in the head of my penis (which hurt!) so I asked could she stop doing that as I couldn't get hard with her pointy fingernails hitting me in my tip. She stopped for a couple of seconds but then kept doing it again and it wasn't possible to continue. She also mentioned that time was running out "you have five minutes left baby" on several occasions, even though I knew my appointment time and knew we were under time.

At that point, with her own rubbing, she got turned on again and said "just put it in" and I said "are you sure" and she said yes but as I got ready (it was really difficult to get hard at this point with all of the money talk and fingernail pokes). Then as I was doing more covered PS she said "that will be $150". I told her again that I didn't have $150 and she kept saying "I want my $150".

That was basically the end of the session for me. Mood was long dead for me. I told her that I had been coming to Pure for a long time and this was the session where I've had to talk the most about money and it's totally killed the mood for me entirely. She tried to explain that she wanted to be "transparent" but I think she was intoxicated and it made it hard for her to listen that I simply didn't have the money she was looking for. I ended the session by going into the shower. Never managed to get an erection at all during the session.

In the end I gave her a $50 tip but regretted the entire session. I think I was trying to mitigate damage as I was worried she would badmouth me or something.

I mentioned my difficulties to the manager and she was sympathetic and asked me to provide feedback.

In the end, TL;DR
Looks - 6-7, multiple surgeries
Service - 0 (literally not much service)
Attitude - 1 (she was friendly at first but it all went downhill)

Repeat - NO.

As I mentioned, worst ever experience at Pure. Hope I can help some of you avoid same.

not surprised...Premier is a shell of it former self....

 

[LazyBoy]

Monday,
...walk in appointments available now with Sophie. Amazing relaxation treatment, you will very likely drift asleep during treatment....


Clean and sanitized workplace

WTF, don't derail a review thread with an ad for another spa. It's guaranteed to make people avoid your spa.

 

[Fonzie k]

Premier was at another level. It was always an amazing experience. I haven’t been in a while as it is now difficult to make the trek out east (was always waiting for them to open a west end location) since work used to be closer. I did go recently and it was just as good since I did see my usuals who were always amazing or a highly recommended girl. Recently went to a few west end spas and they did not compare to the premiere experience at all. Hope that it hasn’t changed.

 

[Frank Bullitt]

Long time lurker here. This experience was so bad, I felt it needed to be posted. Pure is usually my go-to place so I have experience there.

Called up Pure and made a fairly spur of the moment booking to see Lisa. Manager had mentioned she gets a lot of positive reviews.

Got into the room and went to shower. For the first time, I noticed there was no towel on the rack. I looked around and found my own, had a shower.

When Lisa came in, she stumbled a bit and sat down on the brown couch right away. She appeared intoxicated. She is a Dominican mix and quite tall. A bit loose and not toned.

We spoke a bit and got comfortable. She told me about her recent boob job. She's now a DD, but also has lower abdominal surgical scars which I did not ask about.

She asked me how my other sessions usually go and I said usually go with the flow, no specific menu items sought, depends on connection with the attendant.

I wanted her to lie down and start with DATY but she asked for a back massage a couple of times in a row so I performed that without much skill. She did roll over and was very responsive to DATY. Over the session she did say she came a couple of times. Not sure.

She got very wet and horny and started saying she wanted to me to fuck her. I thought this was heat of the moment. We put on the dome. As I was standing above her ready to go, she suddenly said "and that will be $200".

I was a bit shocked and backed off right away. I said I don't usually bring that much money, that I only brought an extra $100 with me and that I wasn't specifically looking for CFS. She counteroffered for $150 for CFS but again I had to say I only had $100 with me. I asked how much for a BJ and she said $100 for CBJ, that she doesn't do BBBJ. I thought it was too much so I actually asked for just a handjob and she seemed ok with that initially. We tossed the dome and I was ok with that for this session.

I lay down and she started stroking, a bit hard and fast for my taste and she wasn't really listening to me say slow down. I was playing with her as well as and she got more excited again and said she wanted me inside her. She again asked for $150 which I again said I didn't have. At one point she rotated into a RCG position and did a bit of PS which I liked and asked her to keep going but then she wanted to figure out the tip for that.

The HJ wasn't really working for me either so I asked if she could keep doing PS for $100. She initially agreed then wanted the dome back on so we put that back on. She was on her back and kept playing with herself while I tried to do covered PS. However she has these sharp fingernails and they kept hitting me in the head of my penis (which hurt!) so I asked could she stop doing that as I couldn't get hard with her pointy fingernails hitting me in my tip. She stopped for a couple of seconds but then kept doing it again and it wasn't possible to continue. She also mentioned that time was running out "you have five minutes left baby" on several occasions, even though I knew my appointment time and knew we were under time.

At that point, with her own rubbing, she got turned on again and said "just put it in" and I said "are you sure" and she said yes but as I got ready (it was really difficult to get hard at this point with all of the money talk and fingernail pokes). Then as I was doing more covered PS she said "that will be $150". I told her again that I didn't have $150 and she kept saying "I want my $150".

That was basically the end of the session for me. Mood was long dead for me. I told her that I had been coming to Pure for a long time and this was the session where I've had to talk the most about money and it's totally killed the mood for me entirely. She tried to explain that she wanted to be "transparent" but I think she was intoxicated and it made it hard for her to listen that I simply didn't have the money she was looking for. I ended the session by going into the shower. Never managed to get an erection at all during the session.

In the end I gave her a $50 tip but regretted the entire session. I think I was trying to mitigate damage as I was worried she would badmouth me or something.

I mentioned my difficulties to the manager and she was sympathetic and asked me to provide feedback.

In the end, TL;DR
Looks - 6-7, multiple surgeries
Service - 0 (literally not much service)
Attitude - 1 (she was friendly at first but it all went downhill)

Repeat - NO.

As I mentioned, worst ever experience at Pure. Hope I can help some of you avoid same.

as mo said in 'Slapshot', that CUNT is no good.

 

[luvnewpussy]

Lisa is garbage..I concur.. shes mixed.
Late 20s and stretch Mark's. (Post baby)

She is a ex stripper and follows the same stripper mentallty. Everything has a price and a upcharge.

She was one of my last Pure girls I saw and stopped going there. Given how shitty the service was.

The whores want 100 for cfs...are your fucking serious. ?? She quoted me the same then the whole time wasted with negotiatation. No this , no that etc. What you normally pay, who have you seen. Totally unprofessional.

She followed the same request asking me to massage her. I told her no..I dont do that. I'm not there to pay a girl to touch her body. Dont fall for this bullshit. I'm client that needs to get serviced. I pay for you to please me not the other way

I mentioned pures down hill spiral right after Lynda left and it's just getting worse.
At least seduction they have younger and fresh girls to keep me checking there roaster.

Preimire had 4 girls on shift on a Saturday and there shit. You believe that there no money hungry whores to be hired ..there out there it's the managment and hiring tactics which are the issue..🗑

Seduction seems have figured out a way to source new talent. Yeah they may not be best experience wise but they rotate the roaster pretty frequently.

Why is it so hard ??
We men..want fresh new pussy. Not old stripper whores. Nickle and diming for everything.

I hope you fucking spa managers are readying this. We will continue to spend money on pussy but once we find a spa that has figured this your finished.

Quality control measures for a SPA.

No ex strippers
No leo list whores
60 day probabition period
3 complaints and your gone

These whores can make 5k per week and that should come with some level of rules and regulations

 

[“Stupid whore”]

I used to get excited wherever I saw a new name on the Premier or Seduction schedules. These days I could care less and half the time I don't even look at the profile or pics. I didn't even notice there was a new Lisa at Premier.

I used to get excited wherever I saw a new name on the Premier or Seduction schedules. These days I could care less and half the time I don't even look at the profile or pics. I didn't even notice there was a new Lisa at Premier.

First of all you’re cheap as fuck. Secondly, you try to stiff girls for money and try to pay them with pizza. This is a luxury service, if you can’t afford the best then don’t expect the best.

Lisa is garbage..I concur.. shes mixed.
Late 20s and stretch Mark's. (Post baby)

She is a ex stripper and follows the same stripper mentallty. Everything has a price and a upcharge.

She was one of my last Pure girls I saw and stopped going there. Given how shitty the service was.

The whores want 100 for cfs...are your fucking serious. ?? She quoted me the same then the whole time wasted with negotiatation. No this , no that etc. What you normally pay, who have you seen. Totally unprofessional.

She followed the same request asking me to massage her. I told her no..I dont do that. I'm not there to pay a girl to touch her body. Dont fall for this bullshit. I'm client that needs to get serviced. I pay for you to please me not the other way

I mentioned pures down hill spiral right after Lynda left and it's just getting worse.
At least seduction they have younger and fresh girls to keep me checking there roaster.

Preimire had 4 girls on shift on a Saturday and there shit. You believe that there no money hungry whores to be hired ..there out there it's the managment and hiring tactics which are the issue..🗑

Seduction seems have figured out a way to source new talent. Yeah they may not be best experience wise but they rotate the roaster pretty frequently.

Why is it so hard ??
We men..want fresh new pussy. Not old stripper whores. Nickle and diming for everything.

I hope you fucking spa managers are readying this. We will continue to spend money on pussy but once we find a spa that has figured this your finished.

Quality control measures for a SPA.

No ex strippers
No leo list whores
60 day probabition period
3 complaints and your gone

These whores can make 5k per week and that should come with some level of rules and regulations

Your attitude is the first problem. “These whores” shows that you lack respect, so you get the same energy you give. Also “fresh pussy” shows how disgusting and stupid you are. You tricks want the most for the least and it’s hilarious. This is a job. Your shitty session with one girl does not mean you get to be a disrespectful piece of shit to every other one. These women are fucking humans, so treat them as so or continue to get shitty services and blocked. That’s why you pay for pussy, because you’re a Trashbag that can’t get a girl for free. Seek help.

I used to get excited wherever I saw a new name on the Premier or Seduction schedules. These days I could care less and half the time I don't even look at the profile or pics. I didn't even notice there was a new Lisa at Premier.

 

[“Stupid whore”]

Lisa is garbage..I concur.. shes mixed.
Late 20s and stretch Mark's. (Post baby)

She is a ex stripper and follows the same stripper mentallty. Everything has a price and a upcharge.

She was one of my last Pure girls I saw and stopped going there. Given how shitty the service was.

The whores want 100 for cfs...are your fucking serious. ?? She quoted me the same then the whole time wasted with negotiatation. No this , no that etc. What you normally pay, who have you seen. Totally unprofessional.

She followed the same request asking me to massage her. I told her no..I dont do that. I'm not there to pay a girl to touch her body. Dont fall for this bullshit. I'm client that needs to get serviced. I pay for you to please me not the other way

I mentioned pures down hill spiral right after Lynda left and it's just getting worse.
At least seduction they have younger and fresh girls to keep me checking there roaster.

Preimire had 4 girls on shift on a Saturday and there shit. You believe that there no money hungry whores to be hired ..there out there it's the managment and hiring tactics which are the issue..🗑

Seduction seems have figured out a way to source new talent. Yeah they may not be best experience wise but they rotate the roaster pretty frequently.

Why is it so hard ??
We men..want fresh new pussy. Not old stripper whores. Nickle and diming for everything.

I hope you fucking spa managers are readying this. We will continue to spend money on pussy but once we find a spa that has figured this your finished.

Quality control measures for a SPA.

No ex strippers
No leo list whores
60 day probabition period
3 complaints and your gone

These whores can make 5k per week and that should come with some level of rules and regulations

Also I just know you’re the type to ask for bareback your dirty bird

 

[Kawailuvr]

Should never have given this piece of shit $50 she deserved to be told to get the fuck out

 

[Flatulent Fox]

First of all you’re cheap as fuck. Secondly, you try to stiff girls for money and try to pay them with pizza. This is a luxury service, if you can’t afford the best then don’t expect the best.

Hey Lisa, I think you have me confused with someone else. I pay the standard rates and I've never tried to pay with pizza (WTF who would even try that). Also $100 for a CBJ is hardly "the best". Also good job bumping a year old thread just to remind everyone how bad you are. User name checks out.