malibu64
New Member
After all the raves about the 2 hours table shower promo, decided to give it a go. I usually have my rotation between JR, E&M and sometimes Shangrila which is more than enough to keep me occupied, if I wanted more, I’d simply fly out to other continents (Europe, Asia, South America, etc).
Called in asking for Bianca or Amanda, was told that Bianca can only go for 90mins max and Amanda already have a 2 hours session lined up (I guess there is a limit for each MPA on the maximum number of daily occurrences for 2hr sessions), instead I was told that only Lisa is available for the promo. This was the 1st red flag since there are no reviews on Lisa, but asked if Lisa is any good, and was told she is, so I stayed open minded.
The good:
The shop is clean, good vibes, good genre of music choice and great furnishing.
Good relaxation for the session although I only stayed for 90mins (see below), combined with the table shower, you do feel relaxed.
Lisa’s message was also decent (not great), but good enough.
Lisa also put in enough effort for the table shower, getting all the spots to make sure I was washed, but I had no interest in extras during the table shower session (see below).
The bad:
Upon arrival, my gut quickly told me that Lisa was not MCOT, but since people here mentioned that don’t judge a book by its cover, so I went with it anyways. Immediately stepping into the room, I was told to pay the room fee upfront, this was the 2nd red flag since I have never had to pay any room fee upfront, and if I was ever asked, I’d just simple decline and walk out, but based on all the great reviews here, I just paid the $120 upfront and had to stay open minded.
The massage table face rest was super uncomfortable, and only after I raised my concern 10 mins into the massage, Lisa asked if I wanted to put a towel there… this should be a standard, not a request. But she did make another effort, so I’ll continue to stay open minded.
I normally thrive when it comes to connecting with MPAs (both English or Chinese), it’s what makes hobbying so fun. A little tease here with words, a little tease there to get them excited, It’s the least I could offer to make the session fun for the MPA as well. But there was no chemistry with Lisa, so I decided to relax and rest up instead.
The ugly:
The tease was non-existent which is probably because I’ve been spoiled with the other establishments that I frequently hobby at, so I continue to stay open minded again.
But instead, based on the relatively non-existent tease, she tried to parlay that into extras and asked what service I wanted and how much I wanted to tip for it. This is the 3rd red flag for me now, I’ve been hobbying for a long time, and when someone asks how much you want to tip, we all know what they are thinking.
So I asked her exactly the tip amount for BS and N, Lisa mentioned that it’s $100 for BS and $80 for N. We all know it’s $80 for BS based on the reviews here, but she confirmed that $100 BS is b/c of the 2hr session, 4th red flag. I’m trying very hard here to stay open minded, but went with the BS since she was not MCOT, so I needed that excitement. Negotiated down to $80 for BS.
Onto the action, BS turned out to last only 10 seconds (wow), and her A-B cup size barely greased onto the Junior, she was probably a 36A-B to 38A-B, so there was a lot of chest gap between the cups, and the 10 second BS was basically on her chest where the large gap was. This was followed by Jack hammering (again wow).
The worst part was she kept asking me if I have “cummed”, I told her no (obviously) so she Jack hammered harder. It’s been a long time since I had this experience b/c of establishments that I hobby at, I guess this is not a first, but a first in a long time.
For the record, what Lisa provided in a BS as I just described, I would receive that at a normal semi legit spas that I frequently visit b/c how I vibe with the MPAs, and it would be categorized as a normal HE.
Redemption:
Lisa did redeem herself by giving me a proper wash at the table shower, but it was already too late as I had lost all faith, despite she was already not MCOT. I had 30 mins left in the session and I told her I had to go (to be nice), left the tip and walked out.
Final thought:
This is ridiculous in my books, I normally vibe with MPAs without any issues and the service and tip takes care of itself going both ways (I always leave a little extra and they always do their best to make my sessions memorable).
Aside from the proper table shower, Lisa basically provided the old school rub and tug jack hammering service, where they try to gouge as much tip out of you. Not what you would expect from this spa.
Total damage: $200 ($120 room fee + $80 tip)
Repeat with Lisa: Definitely no!
Repeat at Bellagio: I’ll give it another try hoping that this was an one-off.
TL: DR
-Rushed service
-Tip hungry
-Disguising a 10 second BS with what you would normally receive from a HE at a semi-legit
Called in asking for Bianca or Amanda, was told that Bianca can only go for 90mins max and Amanda already have a 2 hours session lined up (I guess there is a limit for each MPA on the maximum number of daily occurrences for 2hr sessions), instead I was told that only Lisa is available for the promo. This was the 1st red flag since there are no reviews on Lisa, but asked if Lisa is any good, and was told she is, so I stayed open minded.
The good:
The shop is clean, good vibes, good genre of music choice and great furnishing.
Good relaxation for the session although I only stayed for 90mins (see below), combined with the table shower, you do feel relaxed.
Lisa’s message was also decent (not great), but good enough.
Lisa also put in enough effort for the table shower, getting all the spots to make sure I was washed, but I had no interest in extras during the table shower session (see below).
The bad:
Upon arrival, my gut quickly told me that Lisa was not MCOT, but since people here mentioned that don’t judge a book by its cover, so I went with it anyways. Immediately stepping into the room, I was told to pay the room fee upfront, this was the 2nd red flag since I have never had to pay any room fee upfront, and if I was ever asked, I’d just simple decline and walk out, but based on all the great reviews here, I just paid the $120 upfront and had to stay open minded.
The massage table face rest was super uncomfortable, and only after I raised my concern 10 mins into the massage, Lisa asked if I wanted to put a towel there… this should be a standard, not a request. But she did make another effort, so I’ll continue to stay open minded.
I normally thrive when it comes to connecting with MPAs (both English or Chinese), it’s what makes hobbying so fun. A little tease here with words, a little tease there to get them excited, It’s the least I could offer to make the session fun for the MPA as well. But there was no chemistry with Lisa, so I decided to relax and rest up instead.
The ugly:
The tease was non-existent which is probably because I’ve been spoiled with the other establishments that I frequently hobby at, so I continue to stay open minded again.
But instead, based on the relatively non-existent tease, she tried to parlay that into extras and asked what service I wanted and how much I wanted to tip for it. This is the 3rd red flag for me now, I’ve been hobbying for a long time, and when someone asks how much you want to tip, we all know what they are thinking.
So I asked her exactly the tip amount for BS and N, Lisa mentioned that it’s $100 for BS and $80 for N. We all know it’s $80 for BS based on the reviews here, but she confirmed that $100 BS is b/c of the 2hr session, 4th red flag. I’m trying very hard here to stay open minded, but went with the BS since she was not MCOT, so I needed that excitement. Negotiated down to $80 for BS.
Onto the action, BS turned out to last only 10 seconds (wow), and her A-B cup size barely greased onto the Junior, she was probably a 36A-B to 38A-B, so there was a lot of chest gap between the cups, and the 10 second BS was basically on her chest where the large gap was. This was followed by Jack hammering (again wow).
The worst part was she kept asking me if I have “cummed”, I told her no (obviously) so she Jack hammered harder. It’s been a long time since I had this experience b/c of establishments that I hobby at, I guess this is not a first, but a first in a long time.
For the record, what Lisa provided in a BS as I just described, I would receive that at a normal semi legit spas that I frequently visit b/c how I vibe with the MPAs, and it would be categorized as a normal HE.
Redemption:
Lisa did redeem herself by giving me a proper wash at the table shower, but it was already too late as I had lost all faith, despite she was already not MCOT. I had 30 mins left in the session and I told her I had to go (to be nice), left the tip and walked out.
Final thought:
This is ridiculous in my books, I normally vibe with MPAs without any issues and the service and tip takes care of itself going both ways (I always leave a little extra and they always do their best to make my sessions memorable).
Aside from the proper table shower, Lisa basically provided the old school rub and tug jack hammering service, where they try to gouge as much tip out of you. Not what you would expect from this spa.
Total damage: $200 ($120 room fee + $80 tip)
Repeat with Lisa: Definitely no!
Repeat at Bellagio: I’ll give it another try hoping that this was an one-off.
TL: DR
-Rushed service
-Tip hungry
-Disguising a 10 second BS with what you would normally receive from a HE at a semi-legit
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