Lisa CL - xxx-9467

[Fonz]

Misrepresentation alert! (okay, not that it is an unusual occurrence)

Called Lisa, who advertises with Michelle. The phone girl told me that she was Lisa, but of course, she was not, even when I asked if she was a phone girl. She told me that she does GFE, and bbbj "if the guy is clean", etc etc. Fair enough.

Went to their place on Howe and Davie. Buzzed up, got to the door and was greeted by a guy. Met Lisa, she was nice looking, but not the girl in the photo (surprise surprise). This Lisa is Korean, about 5'4", slim, pretty, she smiles but is not exactly the fun-loving type -- kinda reserved.... could be okay, but the vibe was not there. She wore a sequined little party dress.

Shower - she followed me into the bathroom, so I assumed she was going to get in, but instead, she proceeded to wrap a towel around her waist, over her sequined party dress?!? She ran the water and proceeded to soap me up, remaining outside the tub. She spent several minutes soaping me and making sure I was "clean" so, I figured the bbbj was in the bag -- more on that later.

So back in the bedroom. She kept her dress on and proceeded to give me quite a good massage (I like a good massage, but I don't want it to be the highlight of the session). She massaged my back and shoulders, with good pressure; my arms, my butt, my legs....

She then stopped and went out of the room for a bit, returning to take off her dress, bra and panties. Very nice body, enhanced B-Cs, slim, some tone. She stripped in a perfunctory way, crouched by the bed and applied lube to herself and readied a condom. Throughout this she was unsmiling and methodical -- kinda like a nurse laying out a surgeon's instruments.

She told me to turn over, which I did. I smiled at her and she smiled back (that was my trick to get her smiling). She started to lick my nips, glided her lips and tongue along my chest and belly. This would have been nice but her unsmiling face seemed to stop me from getting into it. Fuck I hate such a situation.

So, after a bit of licking about, she grabbed her condom and put it on me. Well, out the window goes the bbbj idea! She starts a mechanical and increasingly rapid bobbing, with some fake moans thrown in and then she straddles me and slides me into her, just as I was saying, "oh, so soon?"

She starts riding me. Nice medium-tight pussy. Good movement. Fake moans. I try to ignore her blankish expression and ease back with my hands behind my head, to try and enjoy what was happening, but then she says, "fuck me, fuck me". Now just reading this, one might think things were heating up and her iciness was melting, but no. She wanted me to hurry up and come. I don't like that.

So I smile and tell her, "Let's not rush'. I proceed to turn her over and do her doggy-style, now intent on pounding her good (just to see if I could get a real moan or something). Seems her fake moaning became kinda strained (okay by me). Don't get me wrong -- no intention to cause pain (and did not cause pain) -- just to turn up the intensity, so maybe I could enjoy it too. It changed the feel of the session for me, because it was getting a bit negative.

Flip her over, mish, put her legs up, pound into her deep from a vertical position. Rotate her on her side, lay down behind her, pounding hard all the while, and squeezing her tits real good .

Finally mish her again and blow.

So, I paid a 1.5 for an hour. Have 20 minutes left. So. Guess what she does. Well?

Yes, that was what happened. She wanted me to shower. Okay. At that point I was happy to do so. I did say, "hmmm I think I have some time left." She didn't do anything to stop my progress to the bathroom. When I came out of the shower, she smiled and tried to get me back on the bed for more massage (I guess she was trying to make amends after the fact). I politely declined.

Just so you know, I was polite and nice throughout the session. At the end, she was smiling and asking if I would come back. I told her "yes".

I usually have better experiences than this. When it is a YMMV situation, I tend to get higher mileage (maybe everyone thinks this way ). I dress nicely, I am clean, I am respectful, I always have a breath mint before a session. This one was not a good experience.

It was not all bad. I did pound her well and got off. But it was not good because of what she did, except for the massage.

Okay, that last paragraph may have sounded very arrogant. But ignore that for the moment and think about what I mean.

I would not repeat.

Pros: attractive, fine body, fine massage, polite.

Cons: mechanical, tried to hurry me, not warm, not GFE (unless your GF was mad at you), polite.

She was nice and polite, but not warm. It is a job to her (as it is with all SPs), but you could really tell with this gal.

 

[cyyutegurl]

Solid review, good read. I sometimes laugh at the term G.F.E, I guess it is the girlfriend you always dreamed of right?

 

[Sachin]

sounds like this girl deserves some cum in her face and hair to teach her a lesson!

 

[ck4829]

right between the eyes

 

[mm92280]

It crossed my mind to do that as I was pounding her. In fact, I let out a "ha ha" (in a somewhat sinister way) during that thought.

 

[Frederic]

I like the way you think!