LISA @ Hawaian Girl: strange wipeout

[Betrayed and Insane]

So I'm all revved up to dip into the talent pool at Hawaian Girl after sipping eggnog latte at the nearby Starbucks and letting my pooning desire simmer to the boiling point...

Boy, talk about a bellyflop.

When I ring the bell at HG, a maturer but classy-looking Chinese lady opens the door. I notice her tense facial expression; perhaps the place hasn't seen many customers today?

I ask her name, and sure enough, it's Lisa—mentioned a dozen times on eforum.xxx as HG's manager.

"You're the manager?" I ask, trying to get the feel of things before I invest my cash. My experience has been that places where the girls are accountable to a manager—and have to compete with several girls for clients—provide better service than where the manager doubles up as an SP with few or no other girls available.

"No," says Lisa, to my surprise, "here we no have manager." I notice any trace of a welcoming smile has vanished from her face. Her body language strikes me as impatient, coldly business-like, if not downright grumpy.

"Hey, Lisa...Are you in a good mood today?" I say, half decided already not to take a chance on her—I'm craving warmth as much as sex tonight.

"Why ask?" she responds irritably. "I'm working girl. Good mood, bad mood, doesn't matter. You want don't want massage? No ask many question."

"Wow, Lisa" I say, "you sound angry. I think I'm going to leave."

Her immediate response is explosive. "Damn you!" she shouts. "You jerk." I don't take it personally; I've learnt people's negative reactions usually have far less to do with me than whatever crap is going on in their own lives.

I walk out the door and take a few steps onto the snowy shopping plaza when I hear Lisa follow me outside, in a rather sexy outfit. She shouts after me: "Jerk! Motherfucker! Damn you!"

I'm not sure what the few people on the heated outside seating area at Starbucks were thinking. I know her reaction is classic displacement—when someone dumps a shitload of pent-up negative affect onto an innocent person.

Still, it's unlikely that I'll include Hawaian Girl Spa in my pooning circuit anytime soon. Some people really know how to chase paying customers away.

 

[Abercrombie0hugsU]

Wow - that's an experience that will make one think twice about hobbying again.

 

[basement cat]

Wow, that really sucks! Good for on your part to just let it slide.

 

[Ox CHERRYLiCiOUS* xO]

You are soooo right T.
You seem like a good guy. You didn't deserve that.
Go back to the micros. I find that the attitude is better there.

 

[Princess Sandie]

and everyone that has met her probably has had a better experience.

It's like any place that your first impression is the receptionist, she can be a buzz killer.

 

[HELP! i lost my keys!]

Holy shit Tant! She must've been in a REALLY pissy mood because she's always been funny, jovial and sweet. She's all smiles. Too bad because you missed out on a good SP, but I would've walked too if she was in such a pissy mood.

Panther

 

[Chloe-James]

perhaps she sucked a bad cock just before.

I enjoyed my time with her, a great cocksucker and rare that an SP knows how to give a give a good back rub too.

Not to mention the 'minty' rimming if you know what i mean

 

[Irrepairable]

Give the girl a break, She under a ton of pressure. That AMP of hers cost a ton in rent per month and with the economy down I imagine its not bustling with customers. Add to it the slowdown with the snow and its got to be a really bad month.

 

[Pompal 09.]

i've seen prices as low as $80 and that is becoming more common. i haven't been out and about for a while now. probably about two months, which is huge considering i was a once or twice a week guy.

this weather really didn't help either. i've seen girls on cl that normally charge $250 down to $160 and instead of 45 min its an hour now.

sorry to hear bout your experience there. she must have a lot on her mind but wow i'm guessing she does not realize how powerful word of mouth is. especially if its negative.

 

[Brookie]

allow me to be the devil's advocate here for one sec: perhaps she didn't like you and sensed a weird vibe?

 

[Debbie P]

I was thinking the same thing. I find it hard to believe Lisa would get so pissed off if the conversation went exactly as stated.

 

[iloveTheSimpsons!]

with enough stress and external pressures, usually reserved, friendly, happy people can crack.

sounds to me like a classic case. holiday season, economic slow down, shit load of snow and bad weather = no pooners which = no or very little money, which = stress about rent, bills ect.......

 

[Beebs]

Hey guys,

Appreciate the lively feedback. This being a review board, I simply wanted to report how a highly regarded SP whom I was about to visit, cash in hand, flew off the handle. I don't mind insinuations that it was somehow my fault, for sending out certain strange vibes—though I honestly don't believe this myself.

Given that Lisa has earned a lot of kudos in this community through almost a decade of excellent service, perhaps some fellow pooners who know and like her can go check up on her, give her some business, cheer her up—and, possibly, find out if there's anything the matter with her. I can only hope her going off the deep end was really just an impulsive venting of disappointment over my decision to leave when business was slow.

Happy pooning in 2009, brothers
tantalizeme

 

[puff]

Not a bad idea. I could do with another session with Lisa. Love her big juicy tatas and there's another girl there that's been on my hit list.

Panther

 

[uber]

After reading these posts regarding Lisa, I decided to call HG and speak to one of the SP there (not Lisa). Yes Lisa did go overboard. Unfortunately due to the bad weather all of her girls except one did not make it to work. She was totally stressed out and probably bagged. Being a manager and a SP at a MP with staff is enough responsibility. Being a manager and a SP with little to no staff at a MP is unthinkable.
I've been going to HG for almost 2 years now and I will continue to go there. I like the location. I like a couple of SP. And I like Lisa even though I only had her twice (she's one of my favorites). She has mislead me on a couple of occasions but she also surprised me with new SP to my liking. Lisa in my mind is doing a fine job of running this MP except for this odd incident.

 

[peter 1]

Hey everyone,

I too had a very negative experience with Lisa at HG. I went there a few months ago - in the fall when there was no snow. I can't remember exactly what was said upon walking in but I do remember that she didn't like my request to see the girls. Reluctantly, she showed me to a room and then three girls, one at a time, came to stand in the hallway just outside the door. In the dim light it was hard to tell their ages but none looked anywhere near twenty. Closer to thirty would be my guess.

With the parade done, Lisa came back and I asked to see one of the girls again. Or maybe I asked to talk to one of them. Either way, Lisa didn't like this and started criticizing me for even wanting to see any of the girls before paying. She actually said something like "You old guys just like to look. Like a show. Never choose girl," and "My girls don't like sixty year old men," (Ouch! I'm forty-eight but slim, neat and polite). "They like young, strong, good looking guys," (Do many young, strong, good looking guys really have to pay for sex?)

I could not believe the treatment I was getting and of course headed for the door. Before leaving though I said to her, "You're very rude. Very rude," She responded by bragging about how famous she was; how she had so many good customers. This, to me, was a telling point that only made sense when I got home and searched this board for info about her and HG. There were many positive reviews for sure. Reading them, it occurred to me that she's spoiled. If most guys really don't ask to see all the girls before committing to a session she's definitely spoiled. Me I like to see what I'm getting for my hard earned dollars; get a sense of the girl's mood - in the very brief few seconds of "meeting," her.

Spoiled or not, there's no excuse for such treatment. I've never been treated this way at any of the few massage parlours I've visited here in Canada, nor in any of the many many clubs and casas that I've gone to in Costa Rica, Buenos Aires, Rio de Janeiro, and Colombia. It's inexcusable really. If she's been in this business for ten plus years I'd say it's time she pack it in.

On a positive note I'll say at least she didn't chase me into the parking lot. I guess I got off easy.

Chica Chaser

 

[Desiree]

I know that treatment well. Its called the " Seattle AMP' treatment. I rather drive 2.5 hours than face the crap the Korean massage parlors throw at us down here. You think the girl at Lisa's place are old, you havent been to my town. Sorry to hijack this thread but damm seattle sucks.