Lisa Massage - Cambie

[rodeohottie12]

I went by Lisa Massage place on Cambie and 16th-ish today after seeing an ad in the CL Theraputic section. I am more into legit massages these days with the potential for extras. I like not knowing if I can get it..a little more exciting if it does happen. Anyhoo, I get there and the rooms (as I have read before on eforum.xxxer) do not have full walls so you can hear everything that is going on in the whole place.

My massage was from the "doctor" that was there as Kitty who is named in the ad was not there. There was another girl Yoyo there as well and not sure about the third. Also a noisy reception girl.

The "doctor" and atmosphere of the place gave me the distinct impression that extras were not available...fine by me.

I had a good massage but I just couldn't relax as it is so noisy. Then the reject in the next room finishes and starts talking some weird shit. The massage girl was looking for her cel phone which he had hidden on her. Then he asked to go to the bathroom and tried to sneak out the back door (the girls just assumed he chose the wrong door). I guess he was there for awhile because his bill was $300. He said he needed some money back though and fenagled them to give him $60 back. Then he asked if he could charge $100 to his CC and get $50 back from them because he needed some cash. Obviously the guy had a stolen CC. Then he goes on about how he won't be coming back and doesn't want to buy a package etc because he is a gangster and has to leave the country. The girls had no idea what he was talking about and almost went along with the money thing (how dumb can you be). Then the guy asks for $10 more dollar back....says he will leave if they give him $10. Then he says they are lucky they got any money cause he is a gangster and never pays for anything. Says he will come visit them when he gets back in the country and come make love to them.

I was seriously ready to jump out of there and beat the guy down. Such a tool. I don't know if this is a regular accurance at these joints but it was pretty messed up. They handled it very poorly IMO and disrupted everyone elses massage for 30 minutes.

I will never go back there. It was the second time I tried to make an appointment with Kitty and got shafted to some other massager. Kitty also has a place (or runs some girls) at Oak and King Ed.

Anyhoo, massage was good but both places have crappy rooms and the customer service is the pitts.

 

[squishy]

What do you suppose he got for $300? A very long massage with no extras?

I went there once about a year ago. A not bad massage from a chunky young gal. I asked for an HJ and was refused quiet sternly.

KJ

 

[cassidy s]

From what they were saying he had a four hands massage for maybe an hour or two, an hour foot massage and acupuncture...not sure what else. He was there for three hours they had said. No extras...at least not that I could discern.

 

[cherise]

sounds like he ducked in there to shake LE for a few hours and came out a few stolen dollars lighter

 

[China Man]

I went to this place yesterday not really knowing what to expect. So I walk in and one of the girls told me that a massage would be $35 for half an hour or $60 for the hour. You didn't have to pay beforehand so I thought I'd see how the first 30 minutes went. They asked if I wanted a 4 hand massage, but I just wanted one girl to do me. So it was Lisa. Not sure if that's the owner but that was her name. She gave me an awesome massage. But I kinda knew half way through that nothing was going to happen. I did get the hour long massage which felt great and I was definately feeling VERY excited after that. So I'm thinking about going next week and seeing another girl that works there. She was alot younger than Lisa and had awesome boobs. But I'm sure it'll just be another massage but I like torturing myself as I've stopped masturbating for the time being. Cheers.

 

[Lilgoldfish]

I love this post. Too funny. I went there based on a girl named KITTY's posts in CL. She was at a place at Oak and King Ed before and now seems to be promoting a place on Howe Street. I'm not sure what her scoop is but she seems to be a tease MP promoter. I never would have though there would be a position in life for someone to do that but she seems to be making a go of it.

I am interested to try the Cambie joint again now that Kitty is gone to see if the same girls are there or if she takes them with her on her tour. I have also grown fond of the tease. My ideal spot now is somewhere that I have to go 5-6 times to get my rocks off, or just somewhere that teases....but I tend to follow it up with a sure fire tug somewhere else. But I really enjoy the tease, the excitement of not knowing.

 

[Bubbles DeVere]

I went back to this place a few days after my last post on this topic. But I was still pretty drunk from the night before. Not the smartest thing to do I know. But oh well.

I walked in and the girl that I wanted to massage me, Yoyo, was already busy with another client. So a girl with a lab coat on was going to give me the massage. I don't recall her name. The 30 minute massage was okay. But I really wanted Yoyo to massage me. And she just happened to be free after my first one. So I thought what the hell I would get another 30 minute massage from her. Which wound up to be pretty good actually. And when that was coming to an end I asked her if she did extras. And in fact she did. Which was great because she's a really cute girl with a bubbly personality and definately awesome boobs. Which I noticed when she took her top off and started to jack me off. So I was a happy camper at this point. But like I said before I was still pretty buzzed so I didn't think I would be able to cum. And I even thought about telling her to stop because I didn't think it was going to happen. But she was a real trooper and never gave up hope. I think I FINALLY came after about 20 minutes. So I ended up paying $35 each for the two massages and $40 for the extras. I will definately go back but only if Yoyo does me. Or maybe Lisa too. But she only does massages.

But before I go back there I might want to try (I'm not sure if you're allowed to post addresses on here) 475 East Broadway or a place at 4095 Oak St. and King Edward.

 

[Pompal 09.]

Unless the girls have changed, nothing spectular about the services there. So-so massage, with mechanical release. Maybe if you are desperate but only average experience.

 

[Pinolera]

This is the only "mechanical" tug I'd settle for

 

[old cat lady]

Jason, Oak and King Ed I think has changed hands. I went in the other day and was greeted by a cute girl. Led me to the WAY TOO SMALL room and sat me down. Asked off the bat what type of extras I was interested in. Anyways, I'll let you guess what is available there. Definitely a different line-up from the last time I was there. I could hear noises from the adjacent rooms which I don't like. Probably wouldn't repeat.

Similar experience with YOYO minus the boob show. She seemed quite shy and definitely seems to be doing HJ's on the DL.

 

[Woody Black]

From all the reviews I decided to visit Lisa massage and was lucky that Yoyo was available.
Actually I don't know if I should say lucky or not because she really is nothing to look at.
Very very plain ordinary woman from China which you will not even look at her walking down the street.
However, she is the youngest there of the 3 & gives a very good rub.
$40 for HJ, $60 for 1 hr massage with oil.
Wipe you down with very hot towel so the rub part is really good.
The other part was OK but if she was younger & much better looking like Selena at HS before, then it would be great.
Will not visit again.