Eight-year old little Johnny asked his mother the age-old question: "How did
I get here?"
His mother told his, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked little Johnny.
"Yes, dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" Johnny persisted.
"He sent them also" the mother said.
"Did He send their parents, too?" little Johnny asked.
"Yes, dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been NO se* in this family for
200 years?
No wonder everyone's so grumpy around here."
I get here?"
His mother told his, "God sent you."
"Did God send you, too?" asked little Johnny.
"Yes, dear," the mother replied.
"What about Grandma and Grandpa?" Johnny persisted.
"He sent them also" the mother said.
"Did He send their parents, too?" little Johnny asked.
"Yes, dear, He did," said the mother patiently.
"So you're telling me that there has been NO se* in this family for
200 years?
No wonder everyone's so grumpy around here."