Little Johnny see's his Daddy's passing the playground and going into the woods .
Curious , he follows the car and see's Daddy and Aunt Jane kissing .
Johnny finds this so exciting and can barely contain himself as he runs home and starts to tell his Mother excitedly .
"MOMMY , MOMMY , I WAS AT THE PLAYGROUND AND DADDY AND .... "
Mommy tells him to slow down , but that she wants to hear the story .
So Johnny tells her . "I was at the playground and i saw Daddy's car go into the woods with Aunt Jane . I went to look and Daddy was giving Aunt Jane a big kiss , then he helped her take off her shirt , then Aunt Jane helped Daddy take his pants off , then Aunt Jane laid down on the seat ,then Daddy .... "
At this point , Mommy cut him off and said , " Johnny , this is such an interesting story , suppose you save the rest for supper time . I want to see the look on Daddy's face when you tell it tonight ."
At the dinner table , Mommy asks Johnny to tell his story .
He describes the car going into the woods , the undressing , the laying down on the seat , and , "Then Daddy and Aunt Jane did that same thing Mommy and Uncle Jeff used to do when Daddy was in the Army ."