Little Johnny Strikes Agaiiiinnn..............!!

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A grade school teacher in Kentucky asked her students to use the word
> "fascinate" in a sentence.
>
> Molly put up her hand and said, "My family went to my granddad's farm,
> and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
>
> The teacher said, "That was good, but I wanted you to use the word
> "fascinate, not fascinating".
>
> Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to see Rock City and
> I was fascinated."
>
> The teacher said, "Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use
> the word "fascinate."
>
> Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had
> been burned by Little Johnny before.
>
> She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word
> "fascinate", so she called on him.
>
> Johnny said, "My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her
> boobs are so big she can only fasten eight."
>
> The teacher cried.

 

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