A primary teacher in Govan tells her class she is a Rangers fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Rangers fans. Everyone raises their hands except Little Sandy. The teacher looks at him with great surprise and says "Sandy, why didn't you raise your hand?" "Because I'm not a Rangers fan" he replied. "Well, if you are not a Rangers fan, then who are you a fan of?" "I am an Aberdeen fan and proud of it" Little Sandy replied. Teacher said, "Why, pray tell me, are you an Aberdeen fan?" "Because my Mum is an Aberdeen fan and my Dad is an Aberdeen fan, so I'm an Aberdeen fan too." "Well" said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, that is no reason for you to be an Aberdeen fan. You don't just have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your Mum was a prostitute and your Dad was a drug addict what would you be then?" "Then," Little Sandy smiled, "I'd be a Rangers fan.".................[&o]