Mickey Mouse woke up one morning & and looked outside his window.
Someone had urinated "Mickey Sucks" in the snow.
Furious, Mickey called the police (Little snitch!!!)
After a detective performed a DNA test, he said,
"Well, I'm afraid we have good news & bad news.
The good news is, we found out who did it. It was Goofy.
The bad news is, it was in Minnie's handwriting.