Lockdown York Edition

[OldFort]

Yo brothers.

York region about to go to lockdown. You gotta tell these Asian whores it’s time to put the cock down.

Even though I may have that yellow fever
I don’t want no COVID either.

Syphilis will have to wait
I be staying home to masturbate.

Fucking all that Chinese cunt
It ain’t safe right now so I gotta punt.

To another time when the air is clean
I be fucking that pussy lean and mean.

All the filthiest spas gonna have to close
What the fuck gonna happen to all those ho’s!

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!!

 

[goodtogo1962]

Excellent, no wait times.

 

[Ursus]

Coca Cola tests positive for Covid.

Coca Cola tests positive for Covid…

An Austrian parliamentary member demonstrated the defectiveness of the government’s Covid-19 tests by showing how a glass of coke yields a positive result. In footage from the meeting…

www.citizenfreepress.com

Everyone knows this Covid lockdown is a scam.

50% of the population knows it and admits it.
50% of the population knows it and lies about it.

If a drink of Coca Cola is testing positive for Covid, maybe you should stop thinking that these governemnt tests are reliable.

 

[sy barite]

Yo brothers.

York region about to go to lockdown. You gotta tell these Asian whores it’s time to put the cock down.

Even though I may have that yellow fever
I don’t want no COVID either.

Syphilis will have to wait
I be staying home to masturbate.

Fucking all that Chinese cunt
It ain’t safe right now so I gotta punt.

To another time when the air is clean
I be fucking that pussy lean and mean.

All the filthiest spas gonna have to close
What the fuck gonna happen to all those ho’s!

Merry Christmas you filthy animals!!

Brother, your couplets, most don't click
you lackin pentameter, of the iambic

Go Lock yo'self up to stare at your chub
Don't come here tellin, of your plans to rub

Better tell all your friends, to do likewise
Leaves more pussy for me, and these other guys

Covid killin the business and lot of old geezers
but my dick still sayin, Get out there and squeeze hers

Weak sauce bros tuck they dicks in for this reason
I'll take all da pussy, and wish'em best of da season.

 

[OldFort]

Brother, your couplets, most don't click
you lackin pentameter, of the iambic

Go Lock yo'self up to stare at your chub
Don't come here tellin, of your plans to rub

Better tell all your friends, to do likewise
Leaves more pussy for me, and these other guys

Covid killin the business and lot of old geezers
but my dick still sayin, Get out there and squeeze hers

Weak sauce bros tuck they dicks in for this reason
I'll take all da pussy, and wish'em best of da season.

I hope you are an accountant.

 

[sy barite]

thems fightin words. Haiku at dawn.

 

[curvluvr]

Brother, your couplets, most don't click
you lackin pentameter, of the iambic

Go Lock yo'self up to stare at your chub
Don't come here tellin, of your plans to rub

Better tell all your friends, to do likewise
Leaves more pussy for me, and these other guys

Covid killin the business and lot of old geezers
but my dick still sayin, Get out there and squeeze hers

Weak sauce bros tuck they dicks in for this reason
I'll take all da pussy, and wish'em best of da season.

Very creative, and in a quasi-iambic pentameter, too.

 

[downer]

Looks like 300 massage spas (95% Chinese) will close in York Region on Monday Dec 14th for four weeks.

 

[Knock Off Impact GTOH]

Back in early May I had this old chinese Uber driver asking me if I wanted to go for a massage; they will find a way to carry on the massage business or any other business affected by the lockdown

 

[dirtyoldman]

Looks like 300 massage spas (95% Chinese) will close in York Region on Monday Dec 14th for four weeks.

Bad for buisness

 

[Earthdragon]

Horny men have to find other places for releasing.

 

[Kw1389]

Horny men have to find other places for releasing.

Ya. Oakville to the west and Oshawa to the east

 

[OldFort]

T’was the night before lockdown
And all through the spas

Not a hooker was silent
As they took off their bras

Because there in the dark rooms
As men got the fix

These whores knew tomorrow
There’d be no more dicks

 

[xtc27]

T’was the night before lockdown
And all through the spas

Not a hooker was silent
As they took off their bras

Because there in the dark rooms
As men got the fix

These whores knew tomorrow
There’d be no more dicks

Somebody got xmas spirit!

 

[loves to lick]

i think they are into the spirit

 

[snoopdoggie]

Coca Cola tests positive for Covid.

Coca Cola tests positive for Covid…

An Austrian parliamentary member demonstrated the defectiveness of the government’s Covid-19 tests by showing how a glass of coke yields a positive result. In footage from the meeting…

www.citizenfreepress.com

Everyone knows this Covid lockdown is a scam.

50% of the population knows it and admits it.
50% of the population knows it and lies about it.

If a drink of Coca Cola is testing positive for Covid, maybe you should stop thinking that these governemnt tests are reliable.

Ever think someone with Covid was drinking the cola before it got tested?