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>A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at
work.
>Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her
>husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet
>with the little boy.
>
>
>
>The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>The man says, "Yes it is."
>Boy- "I have a baseball."
>Man- "That's nice."
>Boy- "Want to buy it?"
>Man- "No, thanks."
>Boy- "My dad's outside."
>Man- "OK, how much?"
>Boy- "$250."
>
>
>
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
lover
>are in the closet together.
>
>
>
>Boy- "Dark in here."
>Man- "Yes, it is."
>Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
>The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
>Boy- "$750."
>Man- "Fine."
>
>
>
>A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's
go
>outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't.
I
>sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son
>says "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
>friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm
>going to take you to church and make you confess."
>
>
>
>They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
>confession booth and he closes the door.
>
>
>
>The boy says, "Dark in here."
>The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."
>A woman takes a lover home during the day, while her husband is at
work.
>Unbeknownst to her, her 9 year old son was hiding in the closet. Her
>husband comes home unexpectedly, so she puts the lover in the closet
>with the little boy.
>
>
>
>The little boy says, "Dark in here."
>The man says, "Yes it is."
>Boy- "I have a baseball."
>Man- "That's nice."
>Boy- "Want to buy it?"
>Man- "No, thanks."
>Boy- "My dad's outside."
>Man- "OK, how much?"
>Boy- "$250."
>
>
>
>In the next few weeks, it happens again that the boy and the mom's
lover
>are in the closet together.
>
>
>
>Boy- "Dark in here."
>Man- "Yes, it is."
>Boy- "I have a baseball glove."
>The lover, remembering the last time, asks the boy, "How much?"
>Boy- "$750."
>Man- "Fine."
>
>
>
>A few days later, the father says to the boy, "Grab your glove. Let's
go
>outside and toss the baseball back and forth." The boy says, "I can't.
I
>sold them." The father asks, "How much did you sell them for?" The son
>says "$1,000." The father says, "That's terrible to overcharge your
>friends like that. That is way more than those two things cost. I'm
>going to take you to church and make you confess."
>
>
>
>They go to church and the father makes the little boy sit in the
>confession booth and he closes the door.
>
>
>
>The boy says, "Dark in here."
>The priest says, "Don't start that sh*t again."