Old Fart
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Itr was recently brought to my attention via PM that I am apparently a 60something, fat, East Indian. This apparently from some know-it-all nimrod trying to 'out' someone based on him agreeing with someone else who "heard this from someone else" lol. I would have posted this sooner but the potatoes I am growing in my living room required attention and of course, feeding the family comes first. Note to the fuckin know-it-all nimrod...Get a life asshole.
I was lucky my neighbour was home to help. My 19-year-old wife was tied up breast feeding the 12 kids and after her mastectomy, it takes her twice as long now
Since you all know who I am and the cat has been let out of the potato sack now, I might as well tell you the rest. Before I moved to this country for good, I traveled the world, have swum with the sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. My real name is Bindair Dundat.
Before moving here permanently:
I come for visit…Am treated regal
So I stay…Who cares illegal
I come to Canada poor and broke
Get on bus…See Manpower bloke
Kind man treat me really swell there
Send me to see the welfare
Welfare say, “Come no more”
We send cash out to your door
Canadian Government make you wealthy
Ontario OHIP keep you healthy.
Six months on dole…Get plenty of money
Thanks to working man…The dummy
Write to friends in Pakistan
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They all come…In rags and turbans
I buy big house in suburbans
They all come…We live together
Only one thing bad…The weather
Fourteen families living in
Neighbour’s patience wearing thin
Finally white folks move away
I buy their house too…I stay
Find more Pakis…House I rent
Move in backyard…Live in tent.
Send for family…They all trash
They all draw more welfare cash
Everything is going good
Soon we own the neighbourhood
Now on summer quiet nights,
Go to temple…Watch the sights
We have hobby…It’s called breeding
Baby bonus…Keep us feeding
Two years later…Big bank roll
Still go to Manpower…Still draw dole
Kids need dentist…Wife needs pills
We get for free…We get no bills.
White man good…he pays all year
They keep the welfare running here.
Bless all white man…Big and small
For paying tax to keep us all.
We thank Canada…Damn good place
Too damn good for white man race
If white man no like coloured man,
Plenty of room in Pakistan.
I was lucky my neighbour was home to help. My 19-year-old wife was tied up breast feeding the 12 kids and after her mastectomy, it takes her twice as long now
Since you all know who I am and the cat has been let out of the potato sack now, I might as well tell you the rest. Before I moved to this country for good, I traveled the world, have swum with the sharks, wrestled bears and climbed the highest mountain. My real name is Bindair Dundat.
Before moving here permanently:
I come for visit…Am treated regal
So I stay…Who cares illegal
I come to Canada poor and broke
Get on bus…See Manpower bloke
Kind man treat me really swell there
Send me to see the welfare
Welfare say, “Come no more”
We send cash out to your door
Canadian Government make you wealthy
Ontario OHIP keep you healthy.
Six months on dole…Get plenty of money
Thanks to working man…The dummy
Write to friends in Pakistan
Tell them come as fast as you can.
They all come…In rags and turbans
I buy big house in suburbans
They all come…We live together
Only one thing bad…The weather
Fourteen families living in
Neighbour’s patience wearing thin
Finally white folks move away
I buy their house too…I stay
Find more Pakis…House I rent
Move in backyard…Live in tent.
Send for family…They all trash
They all draw more welfare cash
Everything is going good
Soon we own the neighbourhood
Now on summer quiet nights,
Go to temple…Watch the sights
We have hobby…It’s called breeding
Baby bonus…Keep us feeding
Two years later…Big bank roll
Still go to Manpower…Still draw dole
Kids need dentist…Wife needs pills
We get for free…We get no bills.
White man good…he pays all year
They keep the welfare running here.
Bless all white man…Big and small
For paying tax to keep us all.
We thank Canada…Damn good place
Too damn good for white man race
If white man no like coloured man,
Plenty of room in Pakistan.