lol

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Not funny?

 

[Justice Sahbi]

funny : :

 

[tracie]

:dontknow::dontknow::dontknow::dontknow::dontknow::dontknow::dontknow:

 

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[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]Fred called his friend in tears.[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]“I can’t believe it,” he sobbed. “My wife left me for my golfing partner.”[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]“Get a hold of yourself, man,” said his friend. “There are plenty of other women out there.”[/FONT]
[FONT=Verdana, Arial, Helvetica, sans-serif]“Who’s talking about her?” said Fred. “He was the only guy that I could ever beat!”[/FONT]

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[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]$HOME = /dev/null.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]3K RAM free, no EMS.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A .22 caliber intellect in a .357 Magnum world.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A 10K brain attached to a 9600 baud mouth.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A 20th century man... The guy has no future.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A 3.5-inch drive, but data on punch cards.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A black-and-white mind working on a color-coded problem.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A brain like a BB in a boxcar / box of Corn Flakes.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A couple of slates short of a full roof.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A couplet short of a sonnet.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A cup and saucer short of a place setting.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A day late and a dollar short.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A deadbolt with a broken cylinder.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A doughnut short of being a cop.[/FONT]

[FONT=times new roman,helvetica]A few beads short in her rosarys[/FONT][FONT=times new roman,helvetica]



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