Long shot in her eye?

[Hannnnnnahhh?]

Like the Dice-Man says...
"Georgie-porgie, pudding and pie
J--ked off in the MPA's eye
When the eye was good and shut
He bodyslided the one eyed sl-t"

Very embarassing for any MPA, but happened yesterday @ Platinum (MPA not being name - though I would live to tell). The MPA flipped out, but it was obviously her fault. Let me know if you agree.

 

[DeleraTwinkie]

I can understand her getting flipped out (or upset to some degree) but I most certainly not place the blame on you. Although I wouldn't call it the MPA's fault but if she flipped out 'at' you then it would be inappropriate. That is of course assuming you weren't aiming for her eye.

I have to say I have very little experience with MPA services but this did happen my first time with a MPA earlier this year. I didn't think the physics would have allowed it to get that far but it did. She ended up with some on her face and some in her eye but she just laughed it off and of course cleaned it off. I actually was somewhat embarassed but the MPA made light of it and put me at ease (both figuratively and literally, lol).

Cheers.

 

[Jip248]

Hard to say whos to blame (if we really need to) without more details but im finding you guilty for quoting some greasy no talent loser from the early 90's" Good god find a new hero!

 

[d3midway]

Why bother posting about an accident like this unless you want to humiliate someone?

 

[:: G e r r y ::]

Quoting the "Diceman" says alot i think

 

[ironside]

Haha, I was thinking of the same person.

It's not the MPA's fault, but it most certainly isn't our fault either. It's not like we have control over where and how far we shoot really. I also understand why the MPA might be upset, but unless the client purpose shifted positions for a certain angle or something; the MPA really shouldn't take it out of the client. It's simply not professional.

 

[Chopsmom]

Thats funny

 

[Gabriel]

Not sure whose fault it is, but I once experienced this and the MPA (highly rated based on many reviews) actually, after my profuse apologies, had a good laugh about a "cum shot" which she has never had.

 

[-[$aVaGe]-]

I'm not a fan of the Dice-Man, but he did make a few fuckin million dollars and lives well in Vegas. But, come on buddy... MojoRisin'... WTF is that? Are you an "Austin Powers-wannabe"? Or do you just look like him?

 

[Komkommer]

I always took it to be a Jim Morrison reference...

 

[Benz5567]

That would be his dad, Mr. MojoRisin'.

 

[Badge203]

That reminds me of my friend with the same situation, when he had his first experience with an MPA.

 

[Kaia]

Wait till you get it in her hair, she'll really let you have it.

If that magic shut-off value really work the way they expect, we would be in porn industry instead of pay for it...

 

[R2 Ranch]

Couldn't agree more, orelse he's all proud of himself.

As far as the MPA goes, it's an occupational hazard. There are guys out there working around sulphuric acid every day. Getting that in your eye would be far worse. Grow up.

 

[Terrel W]

At my age we dribble rather than shoot.

 

[chmacqueen]

Just be nice to your MPA, or she'll aim it at YOUR eye.

 

[loki]

Something similar happened to me. It was her face instead of eye. She just laughed it away, it was funny.

How is it her fault?? Dude she has the control at that point. I never asked her to look into my dickhole. I think she just expected a whimper instead of a bang. After I hit her, she used one hand to cover it like an umbrella.

I went to that place several times after that, and she know how to aim away towards the wall (do they clean the carpets there?).

I'm not mentioning who it was, so I'm not embarrassing anyone here. It was funny, things like these happen.

I've also posted reviews of places where the girl went "oh my god, so much.." like they didnt expect anything to come out. Most of the savvy MPs have no problems, and know how to handle things. They just give you a good massage, then a good release, all the while offering you a good conversation and cleaning up well afterwards.

IMHO an MP who points the garden hose to her face while turning the faucet, and gets a facewash isnt doing her job too well. It IS funny the first time, but its not funny when youve paid for a massage + release and she complains about all the fluid.

 

[Nikke]

Not a fan lol, but you know word for word something idiotic he said like 15 years ago and you know what he is doing today?...lol, id say that makes you a fan. And no MojoRisin has nothing to do with Austin Powers but as Garrett says The Doors and Jim Morrison. Yes I am a fan! I dont assume a DiceMan fan would know much about the Doors though so i understand