Lynne From Magic Tan

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From: Marcus (Original Message)

 

[Tristan K]

Does she ever use more than just her hands?

 

[bsk]

Odd time for this thread to pop up to the top of the forum. Correct if I am wrong, but Magic Tan does not exist anymore. I am sure the last I drove by there the sign was turned around and inside out. If Lynn is still around she is a good choice to go see. I used to be quite the regular with her.

Anyone else know more?

 

[emorain]

That is strange that this post came back to life. I was wondering today if she was still around. Anyone??

 

[andrei v]

You have GOT to be kidding me...You guys have hit a new low in minimum standards.

I went there once, took one look at the Oriental lady who musta been at least 50 and said, Ya know watching porn on tv sounds like fun!!

Come on guys you would PAY for THAT??

Calgary never ceases to amaze me. Any girl can be an SP here.

looks 1/10 Attitude 5/10 Service ?/10 Repeat - I left before it started!! Yikes!!!

Hey man I think I Like being scared and I think you all are there, Man I really think that I think that I think I like being scared! Dangerous Toys 1993

 

[airjarrod]

Yes I admit she is not the best looking, but she was higher than a 1 on my scale.

Well, don't know how you can rate the attitude when you yourself said you didn't stay.

Service, that is the only thing you said I would agree with, you can't rate what you didn't get.

Lynn was a very pleasent person, with a great attitude. She went the extra mile for her customers, at least she did for me. Never a clock watcher, always into what she was doing.

Quite frankly her service was better than most of the so called great ones. The ones that only get business because of their looks. I have been to a lot of 8-9/10 looks girls I would never repeat with because the service sucked



Hmmmm...well I have not seen her since probably '95, but I don't think she is anywhere near 50.



I am sure Edmonton would be glad to take you in....

Really dude, you want to make a review that has any credibility, at least try the girl first and don't judge on looks alone.

 

[Zach F]

I tend to agree with Olmac. I've seen Lynn twice (although not for a very long time). Her technique is fantastic. You're not going for the GFE, you're going for a damn good HJ. Close your eyes and it's just fine. I have yet to get all wrapped up in an experience with an SP. To me, it's a sexual experience - obviously the better looking, more responsive and skilled the SP the better, but I'm not looking for love here.

And as far as it goes Rocker, what exactly is the point of writing a reply to slam other pooners? Sure, it's not your cup of tea but I don't believe you were adorned with the title of Dali Pooner.

 

[mrsd]

I've got to chime in with casson and olmac on this one Rocker65

Posting an opinion of someone you admit yourself that you did not have a session with is not cool.

Calling the taste or standards of members who give legit reviews into question is not what this board is about at all.

 

[Gipper]

I agree !... with Olmac.

 

[buttercup.]

So: after all the debate, where is she now? Sounds like she's worth a visit. Just need a 411.

And hey, if the SP is not that hot looking just close your eyes and focus on the sense of touch. Hot looking women are easy to find, good technique is surely what we're after. Mind you I would draw the line at a glory hole!! After all we do need some inspiration.

 

[?sweet fish?]

Ok Ok Ok I admit not cool to slam anyone, It wasnt intentional but now that I read my post...not that nice, Sorry Lynne & her faithful followers. My previous post wasnt cool. Nuff Said.

By bad attitude I should have clarified, I asked her if anyone else worked there and she was quite rude and said no no-one here and almost seemed like she wanted to push me out the door. I am very polite and was not at all rude.

I guess its just me (and a couple guys that pm'd me) but if I am paying for a service I have minimum standards. Fair enough that yours may be different and in my opionion lower. But why pay for time with such an average looking chick, Personal preference I guess. I have gone & seen girls that were supposed to be 9 or 10/10 on this & other boards and been disaponted, I think many guys overrate someone just because they had decent service. I honestly didnt mean to sound like some kind of Jerk, which after re-reading the post , I did! ops:

I am just saying that comparing the girls (looks alone) in Edmonton (Sorry they have us whipped) Vancouver and Ontario there is just no comparison. This is no secret, ask anyone who has been there. There are about 2 or 3 times the ladies in any massage parlor and literally hundreds of escorts.

As I have said and reviwed We have some gems here in Calgary, Just not many that are sps, There are some though....

I was wrong, self destruction's got me again
I was wrong, I realized now that I was wrong - Social D 1999

 

[Allie Jane ~]

Well what more could we ask for ? lol

 

[MelBo]

Apology excepted.


Well from my experience this was not like her. Sorry that happened to you. She did at one time have a couple other girls working for her, but again, I am talking 1995 and earlier. Maybe she got cranky as she aged. I can not speak of that.


Personal preference is the only thing that matters. As is said in almost every review, though I avoid it as I think it is a given, ymmv. What is incredible looks for one guy does not make it incredible for everyone. It just got my ire up when I was told I had low standards. I have to say, the first time I saw Lynne I was disapponited with the looks, but then thought, well I am here, may as well at least get the massage. I never regretted that dicision or any of the return trips. She gave an incredible russian.


I think the big difference is the LE. If Calgary's LE was not so hell bent on closing down the sex trade here, we would have more girls that meet your standard. From an SPs point of view, why work here and risk criminal charges, when other places are more excepting. That to me is the crux of the issue. :roll:


Yes there are.... 8)

 

[~.:Just Me:.~]

She is a little cop-shy. So she may not be too friendly at first if you look clean cut. She works by herself because of the hassles of unreliable chicks with drug problems, boyfriend problems, boyfriends with drug problems, etc etc.

She gives an awesome massage and has a good attitude. Hand work is awesome if that is what you are looking for. You might need to close your eyes though.

She is getting pretty porky though ... if she lost 50 pounds it wouldn't hurt. I have probably seen her a dozen times over the years, but not in a year because she is getting too porky. And I can see Kyra for only 3x the money so that is better VFM for me!

Overall, if you just want a nice massage with happy ending you could definitely do worse.

 

[Lucy Blue]

I'm not so sure Rocker wasn't right. Why not challenge someone's review if it's so detached from reality. Girls with poor attitudes, fake, selfish clock watchers get 10s in here. Then we go see them and get burnt. Isn't this forum meant to prevent that? Are we advertising for rip-offs or posting to keep guys away from them. If Rocker found the girl rude he can rate the attitude. She took me for a cop the first time there too. Once you convince her you're not LE she's very friendly. Nice massage half therapy half relaxation, aims to please just let her know what you want.
She's pursuing a career as a beautitian and is going legit, has enough money to pay courses and plans to open a beauty/spa salon.
Haven't seen her in a couple of months, I thought she was getting a bit tired both in service and looks and charged quite high, apologized that costs were going up and she needed money to pay for school as well. She's 48 if I recall.

Roger

 

[tinkerbelle]

i don't think rocker should apologize, he's right on the money about the glowing reviews for sub-par talent in calgary with the notable exceptions of a few.

 

[ShyRockGirl]

He's not apologzing for his thoughts on the MP, but for bashing fellow pooners. I will say, however, Rocker adds a lot to this board so no biggie. How about you?

 

[Larry E]

i didn't know it was a required.

 

[Alexa.Ann]

The point is Axis, I don't see any reviews or real contributions from you re: SP/MP's but you are quick to give opinions. If you're knowledgeable of the ladies in town, as you suggest in some of your posts, then why the hell haven't you provided any reviews or meaningful comments based on personal experience?

If you really don't have any experience, then comments like:

"he's right on the money about the glowing reviews for sub-par talent in calgary with the notable exceptions of a few"

are a bunch of B.S. b/c you don't know.

It ain't right to expect to throw comments like that around unless you are prepared to make a contribution. At least IMO.[/quote]

 

[Rock Hard Spock]

nope haven't seen many ladies in town because most of them i would NEVER pay to be with, i have standards and don't pay to lay just for the whole GFE bullshit, already have one at home thanks. i want to have a hot session blow my load and get back to making coin.

now feel free to slam me as your opinions really don't mean shit to me