Marian - Tantric in South Van

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Marian in South Vancouver (near Oak and Marine Drive) advertises "full sensual Tantric massage" in the GS.

She has a heavy European accent and says she's in her 40's and comes from Switzerland (probably the German-speaking part) and Holland.

Does nude 1 hour "healing touch" sessions for $100, and hints that there's more avalable on the menu.

Phone # is 604 313-1921.

Has anyone seen her?
How are her looks and service?

 

[songsjosiah]

I believe she used to be in Marpole. If same person DON'T GO! Looks 3, dirty surroundings, "massage table" was her dining rom table. Yikes!

 

[zeltzin]

Well, according to my roadmap, Oak & Marine is in Marpole, and South Van is not near there.
So it looks like she's geographically challenged.

Thanks for the warning, hunglo.

 

[bored]

Mine sits there unused for the whole year, save Thanksgiving, Christmas and New Years...

 

[Pompal 09.]

What's for dinner? -- You!
I hope she removed the dishes and cutlery before starting the massage.
Well, there goes my naive vision of a worldly and sophisiticated western European woman.

Actually, it sounds a little sad. This is often not an easy profession, especially as the practitioners get older.

 

[Amos]

Oak and Marine sounds like south Van to me, and I've lived here since the 50's.

 

[SuziQ211]

It sounds like there's a difference of opinion here. Is it Marpole, or South Van? Or maybe South Van is sometimes loosely used as a catchall phrase.

Two maps that I have center South Van at Fraser & 51st, and Marpole at Oak and 70th. Another map centers South Van at 45th & Elliott, and Marpole at 70th & Montcalm.

Well, all that's secondary to the main point -- avoid this lady.

 

[knismom]

Marian in Marpole offers a great tantric massage. Wow..I had a great time and she has a great attitude.

Contrary to previous posts, Her place was immaculate and comfortable. She made me herbal tea and chatted before the session. She's Austrian, Dutch and a little French, too.

A great body and a lovely accent. I will definitely go back. I'm hooked now!

 

[Pompal 09.]

Bullshit!!!

 

[fantasy fotballer]

I saw Marian once when she was in Burnaby. It will always remain once, because I would never see her again. I couldn't and won't recommend her and for the few that would, it really is a case of varying opinions.

 

[JoDee.]

I have seen here and did not enjoy myself. She smelled a little of BO and should have shaved armpits. Also not tantric just a rushed handjob

 

[cheshirekat260]

What an excellent first post on eforum.xxx -- it's:

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Thanks for setting us straight.

 

[Coach E!]

Absolutely! I think it's

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[Johan]

Well, my fellow eforum.xxxites, I must start off by apologizing for my lack of posts lately, but I have really not had any time for pursuit of any eforum.xxx-like activities. But I'm back now and jumping back in by TOFTT.

So, here it is........

"Marian" who has been discussed several times on this review board in the past has resurfaced and is now calling herself "Britta". She is still located in the same area of South Vancouver/Marpole as previous posts have referred to (at far too great a length) and she is still using the same telphone number as past posts have outlined also.

She is advertising on www.spdir.com as "Irresistible Seductress" under the Vancouver section.

Armed with the full knowledge that I would probably end up filing this experience under the eforum.xxx category of "TOFTT", I called Marian/Britta up and made an appointment for late in the day anyway.

Her telephone manner was pleasant enough (although the heavy European accent takes a minute or two to adjust to) and I cannot say that any of the information that she offered was misleading in any way, rather she is very careful to not provide too much information as to her appearence, age, services offered etc. as to allow a caller to complain that one had been mislead or lied to upon finally meeting this provider.

I arrived at her apartment on time and when she opened her door, all the lights were off and the only light in the hallway was coming from two candles on a table. Yes, my "spidey senses" were tingling right there and then, but having already prepared myself to a possible TOFTT evening, I continued my appointment.

IMHO Marian/Britta is somewhere between 55-62 years old and of German and Swiss/Swedish descent and her claims of speaking French, Italian and German are probably accurate as our brief foray into these languages yielded a more than passable level of conversation accuracy. She is 5'7'' and about 125 lbs. and has blue eyes and can easily be considered as quite attractive for her age. She was wearing a shirt, black fishnet stockings with a black bra and thong panty. All of this under a mid-length beach skirt/wrap.

We proceeded to cramped, but adequate, second bedroom where we took care of the business part of the session with an agreement of $.6 for a massage, tantric build-up (complete with her rubbing her nude body across mine) and a hj finish.

I climbed up on her massage table (yes, a professional massge table and not her dining room one) and she proceed to provide a competent (but not superior) hot-oil back massage. This lasted for about 30 minutes. Then came the "flip".

She proceeded to completely disrobe and apply liberal amounts of oil to her breasts (which I must say fall into the decently enhanced 36 to 38C category). She promplty placed my cock between her tits while talking about how much she enjoys men cumming between her tits. This lasted for several minutes and then she climbed up on the table, strattled me and then proceeded to rub my cock against her shaved (and now well-oiled) genital area while jerking the little man ever so carefully.

This combination of cowgirl/hj action was actually quite stimulating as she also continued to verbalize her need for reciprocal clitoral relief. I finished up in her well oiled hands.

Overall, it was a pleasant enough experience but not worth the $.6 donation IMHO. Marian/Britta is pleasant enough (her accent adds a certain Euro trash fantasy aspect) but the combination of her age and donation level will probably cause me to look elsewhere for rub and tug relief.

Glad to be back in ther eforum.xxx saddle.......

 

[asian babe]

Thanks for venturing forth boldly...
Slightly less than a year ago, she was quoting $100 for those services.
If it were only $100 now, would you think it was worth it, and go back?

 

[Eddie W]

Even if the price tage was $100, I would not return. Only because the leap to the $150 range is quite doable for me and this price range opens up so many more options and personal likes for my tastes.

But, to each his own......

 

[bluesbrother3]

I wish I had seen this thread..was visiting Vancouver last week and popped in to check it out. She was pushing 70 and has no formal massage training. I would call her a fraudster in the tantric department as she knew nothing about the philosophy. Her idea was just to delay your ejactulation…that's it.

I wasted $160 on this oldster…a rip-off to be sure, nothing sensual about the experienced. I finished the job myself as I just could not connect to her idea of 'tantric massage'. I admit I have been spoiled by top-notch SP's.

Then, I remembered where I had heard her accent before…she used to run a bogus 'dating' agency out of her place in Burnaby years ago. I paid her by credit card more than 600 for some 'nice ladies'…lol, she hooked me up with some heavy-boozing Russian women in their 40's on welfare who wanted money for sex.

I had never met her as I only dealt with her by phone. i asked her and she admitted it was her…The Alternative.

Avoid this woman…stick to the well reviewed.