Marketing Techniques : Best One...

[Jay Smith]

1 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's
Direct Marketing

2 You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.

One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:

"He's very rich. Marry him." - That's
Advertising.....


3 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her

telephone number. The next day, you call and say:


"Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's
Telemarketing



4 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and then say:

By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" -

That's Public Relations


5 You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says:

You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" -

That's Brand Recognition....:rofl:

6 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

- That's Customer Feedback.........:bleh:

7 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:

"I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
husband.

-That's demand and supply gap.......:


8.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?"

and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your
market share


9 You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
you say:

"I'm rich, Marry me!" &your wife arrives. -

That's restriction for entering new markets....:

 

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