Massage Envy

[KLH]

Anybody ever had luck getting a happy ending at a legit Massage Envy location? Please post the girls name, and the location if you have.

I keep trying.... no luck yet.

 

[iTz dEE]

lol good luck with that one.

 

[norah]

Went to the one at Tech Ridge. Good massage, but nothing else.

 

[Anonsi]

Not going to happen. Although my 3 year massuese has become a good friend and could probably date her when fighting with her hubby, I chose not to fuck up a good massage....a great massuse is hard to find.

 

[UditaC]

how are they in the looks dept though? i am ok with a regular massage but not from a fat behemoth

 

[Jovita]

you can go in ahead of time and meet some of the therapist, after being in there once or twice you figure it out. I've got them to move the junk around but that was it.

 

[Larin]

Interested to hear what "move the junk around" means.

 

[Knowledge]

Massage Envy, that's a corporate franchise. Good luck fool! I mean dude.

 

[shashou]

I don't think I need to repeat what others have said, but this may drive the point home.

A few weeks ago I was at my local Massage Envy for my weekly tune up. While waiting, my therapist come running through the waiting area with her arms full of clothes. She went outside and proceeded to throw the clothes in different parts of the parking lot and his underwear ended up in a tree. The guy came running in with the sheet wrapped around him and was met by the manager who told him to leave the sheet and get out. Upon re-entry the therapist told all of us waiting to expect the same if we started getting frisky.

Things like that remind me that if I want a massage with extras to do my research here first.

 

[KeiraJasmin]

Too funny!

Good point.

 

[LivinLife4MySavior]

So I guess It was a no, lol!!

 

[G S]

Love your post Club I must have behaved myself!

- Boobs - "how are they in the looks dept though" Mine was a 5 and I'm being kind

 

[Erma B]

yeah if they are all old nasty ladies i think i will stick to the nicer younger ones who won't throw my shit in the street.