Massage Establishment Classifications

[Qster]

• Strictly Legit (not even a HE)
• Semi-legit (a HE but difficult to get more)
• Semi-Holistic (up to a BS)
• Holistic (BS is considered low mileage)
• Bodyrub with lower mileage (Allure, Pickering Angels, Flirt)
• Bodyrub with higher mileage

I copied the above list word for word from a poll on this site. The terms used are very common among Toronto users. I personally have never used the term Holistic before but am very thankful for finding this list, makes reading future Toronto reviews much easier. I am curious as to what makes a place "Bodyrub with higher mileage", BBFS? Greek?. I suspect most places reviewed by us in the Edmonton forums would be in the semi-legit to semi-holistic range.

Historically, when I wrote local Edmonton reviews, it was Legit, Semi-Legit (proper massage plus extras) and AMPs (Adult Massage Parlours, i.e. massage optional). Just curious what you guys think of the Toronto classifications?

 

[4massage]

I don’t like them really, and agree with your simpler version. Some places it’s less the spot and more the individuals.
Legit = legit
Semi legit = claims of offering receipts, but really it’s a HE.
Bodyrub parlour = no receipts, FS.
AMP indicates Asian to me, but know that’s different to some.

In some ways, the semi legit are the least legit (claiming to be one thing but truly another…)
I’d be curious if licensed the same as the bodyrub spots, I suspect they are.

 

[Albertaman]

• Strictly Legit (not even a HE)
• Semi-legit (a HE but difficult to get more)
• Semi-Holistic (up to a BS)
• Holistic (BS is considered low mileage)
• Bodyrub with lower mileage (Allure, Pickering Angels, Flirt)
• Bodyrub with higher mileage

I copied the above list word for word from a poll on this site. The terms used are very common among Toronto users. I personally have never used the term Holistic before but am very thankful for finding this list, makes reading future Toronto reviews much easier. I am curious as to what makes a place "Bodyrub with higher mileage", BBFS? Greek?. I suspect most places reviewed by us in the Edmonton forums would be in the semi-legit to semi-holistic range.

Historically, when I wrote local Edmonton reviews, it was Legit, Semi-Legit (proper massage plus extras) and AMPs (Adult Massage Parlours, i.e. massage optional). Just curious what you guys think of the Toronto classifications?

I like these classifications as they cover more of the nuances in this business. However, they do not adequately cover the more unique YMMV situations that some of us invest time, effort and dollars to find - a true RMT therapist who also selectively engages in mutual FS pleasures. And the extension of the semi legit where a therapist not only provides happiness, but enjoys receiving digital or oral pleasures from selective clients. No menus. Just personal discoveries or subtle hints from a trusted fellow board member.


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