Massage Tour 2009

[tsukasa m]

My buddy came to town and recently came into some dough so he decided to 'treat me.' However, upon comparing the prices of actual escort houses (ie. Fox) at $$$ an hour, we decided that was too much of a treat LOL.

So we scanned the Massage ads in the Straight and went to tour for some poon.

The ones on Broadway and Main Streets around my neighbourhood had two or three chicks, I should say mamasans, trying to pass as chicks so we had to pry ourselves out of a couple of them 'cause they could scarcely believe someone walked in so were really reluctant to let us go. Scrammed!

Anyways, we headed over to Hastings in BBY area. First stop was supposed to be a Grand Opening. 40 y/o+ working the counter, scary native 35+ the alternate. Scram.

Next was Hawaiian Spa or whatever. That place was brutal! Could hear the mamasan arguing with a bunch of girls. They finally show up at the door one by one, this was the result: BRUTAL, BRUTAL, BRUTAL, BRUTAL, BRUTAL, BRUTAL, BRUTAL, BRUTAL, G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S! Since buddy's buyin, it's not like I have first dibs. But I did retain veto power so I said, NO WAY. Then mamasan turned all bitchy and accused of us being 'wired' WTF??? PS. Cum shots on the mirrors was a really nice touch.... SCRAM!

Next was a place on the top floor of a complex. Funny thing is there are two in the same complex, but I only wrote down one address. The ad in the Straight says Angel Massage but the business name is something like Action Acupressure?? Whatev... We ask to see the girls. Guess what? BRUTAL, BRUTAL, BRUTAL, BRUTAL, G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S and then one more to save the day: acceptable.

G-O-R-G-E-O-U-S was Tamara - she was Caucasian-ish and buddy's #1 pick, natch. But to save the day was the little, tiny, 5', 95lb Elaine (Chinese or sumthin). Not first choice but def do-able. So we were set. A bit of fuckin' around with room swaps, spent a long time in the steamroom and were paranoid it was coming off the hour. However, we got into our rooms and the 'session' started.

45 min for $40 FS. My girl was no kissing (bad teeth and smoker so no loss) but DATY and other kissing was good. And did I EVER DATY! Such a tiny, shaved pussy - I got right in there and brought her to orgasm in about 10 min. No faking that shit since she swiveled around for a CBJ so I fingered her hot little swollen pussy nice and deep. One of those nice hot swollen pussies that feels like it just had a nice rockin' orgasm.

Sideways CBJ gets boring quickly. I lie down, she continues. Honestly, pretty bad/boring CBJ but she does what I tell her to so bonus points for being responsive. (I should note that Elaine was totally obedient throughout our sesh and didn't try to pull any 'routine' shit so def bonus for that). She moves to ACG - assuming that Asian Cowgirl means she grinds as fast and hard as possible to make you cum in 3 minutes. I can tell what's up so I say, nope, "my way" honey.

I proceed to fuck the shit out of that beautiful little pussy for the next 15 minutes in about six different versions of mish. Can't finish. She offers HJ. I accept. Baby oil - yuck. Who wants their cock smelling like a baby? Fuckit. Can't finish. New condom, standing mish, holding 1/2 her weight by her amazing little ass and just slammed away for another 5 minutes til I finally blew. Those massage tables are just the right height for that but fuckin' totally annoying for almost any other position.

10 minutes left on the clock, so I say, "massage please" and she gives a mediocre rub. Best part was keeping her tiny ass in my hand the whole time.

Buddy got both LFK and DFK but he blew really early and their policy is one shot per sesh. Damn! Spent the rest of the time talking. Waste!

Second-hand rating of Tamara:

L: 9 (dark hair, dark complexion, banging body. Her viewing costume was a teeny bikini. 5'3" max, 115 lbs, natural Cs.
A: 8
S: 7 YMMV sounds like she made buddy come as quick as possible (big surprise)

First Hand of Elaine:

L: 7 (bad teeth, weird eyes)
Body: 9.89 (did I say she had an amazing ass and beautiful pussy? TINY tits but perfect for her size. "A" cup?
A: 8 not a talker, that's for sure but demure.
S: 8 responsive, obedient.

Recommend? Yup. Either
Repeat? I'd prob go back to try Tamara but if she was busy would get Elaine again without hesitation

$40 for FS. Papasan says 1 hour then the girls say 45 minutes! Tipped 'em both .2

Of the seven places we went into, this was by far the nicest. Not some sketchy office space turned parlor: real sauna, real steamroom. Would be interested to see what the other place in the same complex is like....

Happy 2010~!