May at Thai Royal Massage (Asian)

[Kit Fang]

This was a bit of a random walk-in experience, but I left feeling better than I could have possibly imagined.

First off, I read a few reviews of this place and they mentioned a good massage, but the lady ain't a looker. Well, I'll agree with that if you're looking for a body + face that fits the classic description of beautiful... May isn't it, although I bet 20 years ago she was pretty cute.

However, I found someone who was possibly the most genuine and personable MPA I've ever dealt with. I booked a half hour for $30, and May started the session with an excellent Thai massage. She really worked on my back and legs and gave me comments throughout -- "oh, you need work here" and kept up a very happy, breezy commentary the whole time. It was wonderfully relaxing.

"Extras" came in the form of asking "would you like me to massage you there?" with her hand on the inside of my thigh. Cute. I agreed and she proceeded with a beautifully talented HJ. It was apparent that was all that was on the menu. I didn't mind, she was great at what she did.

Afterwards she gave me some more massage and we chatted for awhile. I left feeling none of the usual mix of relief and guilt I normally feel after a session... I just felt great.

May is probably somewhere between 45-55 and I think works alone during the day. If you want a good massage with a great MPA and aren't in need of a young hot bod, give her a try. As always, being a respectful gentleman will be appreciated.

L: 6 A: 10 S: 8 (only a HJ, but all service was done in a top-notch fashion).

 

[slave2luv xxx-mas elf]

I should also add total for the whole experience was one red; I donated an extra purple for great service.

 

[bluff mike]

Nice review Cliffy. I have been to Thailand myself and enjoyed thai massage very much. It's good to hear someone performing top notch massage here in Vancouver. Would you mind leave a phone number / address so I can check them out?

Thanks!

 

[maziahsteel]

Is this the place on Helmecken?

 

[HLEK87]

It's on Homer in between Pacific and Drake. Several of you have PM'ed me for the phone number.

C'mon, it's the internet... search.

http://business.superpages.ca

 

[harleycharley]

As for the 6... well, cutoff "attractive" for me is a 7.

So maybe she's a 5? I think my qualitative review gave better context than a number... and also considering she's pushing 50...

and I certainly didn't find her hard to look at, cause she smiles a lot which makes anyone more attractive.

 

[912project.com]

First time, about one month ago.
Met Lily - seems like the owner. Paid $60 for the hour. Added $80 for Daty, which she enjoyed, and Missionary. When I left there was some guy sitting at the desk. Hmmm...
Second time, which was yesterday. Paid $60 for the hour. Mary came in. Not very attractive. She said how much, I said $60. She said no way. $160. I said nope, $60, and I want two releases. She argued and told her that I want to see Lily. We agreed on $80.
Would not repeat.